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escargot

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Here's your needle, just one small jab
I'll pop it in under your flab
 

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Here's your needle, just one small jab
I'll pop it in under your flab
You'll feel a small prick
 

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Here's your needle, just one small jab
I'll pop it in under your flab
You'll feel a small prick
I’d prefer not to. Ick!
 

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Here's your needle, just one small jab
I'll pop it in under your flab
You'll feel a small prick
I’d prefer not to. Ick!
As something dreadful flees the lab!

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When something wicked this way comes
 

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When something wicked this way comes
It likes to uncover our tums
 

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When something wicked this way comes
It likes to uncover our tums
Stuffed with fancy food
 

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When something wicked this way comes
It likes to uncover our tums
Stuffed with fancy food
And the flab we’ve accrued
 

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When something wicked this way comes
It likes to uncover our tums
Stuffed with fancy food
And the flab we’ve accrued
Because we refuse to leave crumbs.

***

At the turn of this one Tarot card
 

IamSundog

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At the turn of this one Tarot card
I deduce that your soul is quite marred
 

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At the turn of this one Tarot card
I deduce that your soul is quite marred

If you take my advice
 

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At the turn of this one Tarot card
I deduce that your soul is quite marred

If you take my advice
Please avoid pubic lice
 

escargot

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the turn of this one Tarot card
I deduce that your soul is quite marred
If you take my advice
Please avoid pubic lice
Though, the way you greet strangers, that's hard.

Both the laces have snapped in my Kickers
 

escargot

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At the turn of this one Tarot card
I deduce that your soul is quite marred

If you take my advice
Please avoid pubic lice
Or else from this pub you'll be barred!

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When I say "Last Call!", I mean it!
Hahaha, beat me to it!
 

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Both the laces have snapped in my Kickers
And now I'm devoid of knickers!
 

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Both the laces have snapped in my Kickers
And now I'm devoid of knickers!
When you try to walk
 

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When you try to walk
Some people will gawk!
 

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And now I'm devoid of knickers!
When you try to walk
Some people will gawk!
At Marathons now called Snickers!

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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
 

escargot

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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
If you contravene Board Limerick Law
 

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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
If you contravene Board Limerick Law
So help me, Obi-Wan!
 

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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
If you contravene Board Limerick Law
So help me, Obi-Wan!
You utter madman
 

escargot

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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
If you contravene Board Limerick Law
So help me, Obi-Wan!
You utter madman
You get only one line and no more!

So please quit Bogarting the rhymes!
 

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So please quit Bogarting the rhymes!
It is the most heinous of crimes
 

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So please quit Bogarting the rhymes!
It is the most heinous of crimes
But it's so much fun!
 

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So please quit Bogarting the rhymes!
It is the most heinous of crimes
But it's so much fun!
Right, set phasers to stun
 

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So please quit Bogarting the rhymes!
It is the most heinous of crimes
But it's so much fun!
Right, set phasers to stun
And zap him at least fifteen times


It's not half of what he deserves
 

escargot

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It's not half of what he deserves
So smear him with fruit-based preserves
 

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It's not half of what he deserves
So smear him with fruit-based preserves
When he starts to stick
 

Dinobot

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It's not half of what he deserves
So smear him with fruit-based preserves
When he starts to stick
Give him a good lick
 
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