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Dinobot

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It's not half of what he deserves
So smear him with fruit-based preserves
When he starts to stick
Give him a good lick
It's time to call out the Reserves!

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When nothing seems to be working
 

IamSundog

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When nothing seems to be working
Because everyone’s sitting ‘round jerking
 

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When nothing seems to be working
Because everyone’s sitting ‘round jerking
You'll be happy to thank
 

IamSundog

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When nothing seems to be working
Because everyone’s sitting ‘round jerking
You'll be happy to thank
Them that’s turning your crank
 

Tigerhawk

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When nothing seems to be working
Because everyone’s sitting ‘round jerking
You'll be happy to thank
Them that’s turning your crank
Now I'll get back to my twerking.

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It all seems to be unseemly
 

GNC

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It all seems to be unseemly
All those things that are turned into memes, see
 

IamSundog

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It all seems to be unseemly
All those things that are turned into memes, see
Like this picture of you
 

Tigerhawk

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It all seems to be unseemly
All those things that are turned into memes, see
Like this picture of you
At home in the zoo
 

Dinobot

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It all seems to be unseemly
All those things that are turned into memes, see
Like this picture of you
At home in the zoo
Are having fun? Extremely!

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As I rummage about down here
 

GNC

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As I rummage about down here
I see something that gives me the fear
 

escargot

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As I rummage about down here
I see something that gives me the fear
In fact there are two
 

IamSundog

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As I rummage about down here
I see something that gives me the fear
In fact there are two:
Escargot, and you.
 

Dinobot

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As I rummage about down here
I see something that gives me the fear
In fact there are two:
Escargot, and you.
Which would explain the wear and tear!

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I need a replacement widget!
 

IamSundog

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I need a replacement widget!
To supplant my mangled middle digit
 

Dinobot

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I need a replacement widget!
To supplant my mangled middle digit
And increase delight
 

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I need a replacement widget!
To supplant my mangled middle digit
And increase delight
So my gestures just might
 

Dinobot

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I need a replacement widget!
To supplant my mangled middle digit
And increase delight
So my gestures just might
Cause all and sundry to fidget!

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And just how are you feeling now?
 

GNC

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And just how are you feeling now?
That Dino's made us all go "WOW!"
 

escargot

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And just how are you feeling now?
That Dino's made us all go "WOW!"
With that AWESOME physique
 

Dinobot

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And just how are you feeling now?
That Dino's made us all go "WOW!"
With that AWESOME physique
Tall, brilliant and sleek!
 

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And just how are you feeling now?
That Dino's made us all go "WOW!"
With that AWESOME physique
Tall, brilliant and sleek!
No, that's ME! You've confused us somehow!

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Have I told you of my speciality?
 

IamSundog

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Have I told you of my speciality?
I like having grizzly bears wrestle me
 

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Have I told you of my speciality?
I like having grizzly bears wrestle me
My most painful falls
 

Dinobot

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Have I told you of my speciality?
I like having grizzly bears wrestle me
My most painful falls
Often involve balls
 

IamSundog

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Have I told you of my speciality?
I like having grizzly bears wrestle me
My most painful falls
Often involve balls
Hanging in my face - oh the ecstasy!


Out for a stroll in my fedora
 

escargot

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Out for a stroll in my fedora
Going shopping in downtown Gomorrah
 

feinman

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There once was a man from Nantucket
That lewd limerick –he couldn’t buck it,
He said with chagrin, as he offered his spin,
That poem is no good –I would chuck it.
 

Dinobot

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Out for a stroll in my fedora
Going shopping in downtown Gomorrah
You may think it odd o' me
To avoid sodomy
 
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