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Recycled1

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Out for a stroll in my fedora
Going shopping in downtown Gomorrah
You may think it odd o' me
To avoid sodomy
But I fear being pilloried tomorrah!

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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Out for a stroll in my fedora
Going shopping in downtown Gomorrah
You may think it odd o' me
To avoid sodomy
But I fear being pilloried tomorrah!

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
Someone had to take up the slack!
 

GNC

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
Someone had to take up the slack!
Your foul mouthed tirade
 

Dinobot

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
Someone had to take up the slack!
Your foul mouthed tirade
And your taste for rough trade
It is so good to have you back!

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
 

GNC

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
Because they're without toothypegs
 

IamSundog

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
Because they're without toothypegs
Is the task I’m assigned
 

IamSundog

Not insane
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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
Because they're without toothypegs
Is the task I’m assigned
And so I resigned
And walked off on jittery legs


I’m wearing a box on my head
 

GNC

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I’m wearing a box on my head
So you can't hear what I said
 

Dinobot

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I’m wearing a box on my head
So you can't hear what I said
"I have carona!"
"er, did you say 'boner?'"
Then we can "retire" to bed!

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If it's True Love you're looking for
 

Tigerhawk

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If it's True Love you're looking for
But not with anyone who's too poor
For some rich pickings
 

GNC

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If it's True Love you're looking for
But not with anyone who's too poor
For some rich pickings
Try someone's lickings
 

Tigerhawk

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If it's True Love you're looking for
But not with anyone who's too poor
For some rich pickings
Try someone's lickings
Then pick yourself up from the floor.

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It has left me all a-quiver!
 

Tigerhawk

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It has left me all a-quiver!
I'm not sure I'll ever forgive'er!
A night of passion?!
 
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