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Out for a stroll in my fedora
Going shopping in downtown Gomorrah
You may think it odd o' me
To avoid sodomy
But I fear being pilloried tomorrah!

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
 

Tigerhawk

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Out for a stroll in my fedora
Going shopping in downtown Gomorrah
You may think it odd o' me
To avoid sodomy
But I fear being pilloried tomorrah!

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
Someone had to take up the slack!
 

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
Someone had to take up the slack!
Your foul mouthed tirade
 

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
Someone had to take up the slack!
Your foul mouthed tirade
And your taste for rough trade
 

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Thanks to Boris, I've become Father Jack!
Someone had to take up the slack!
Your foul mouthed tirade
And your taste for rough trade
It is so good to have you back!

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
 

GNC

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
Because they're without toothypegs
 

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
Because they're without toothypegs
Is the task I’m assigned
 

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
Because they're without toothypegs
Is the task I’m assigned
And so I resigned
 

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Teaching grandmothers to suck eggs
Because they're without toothypegs
Is the task I’m assigned
And so I resigned
And walked off on jittery legs


I’m wearing a box on my head
 

GNC

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I’m wearing a box on my head
So you can't hear what I said
 

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"I have carona!"
 

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I’m wearing a box on my head
So you can't hear what I said
"I have carona!"
"er, did you say 'boner?'"
 

Dinobot

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"I have carona!"
"er, did you say 'boner?'"
Then we can "retire" to bed!

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If it's True Love you're looking for
 

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If it's True Love you're looking for
But not with anyone who's too poor
 

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If it's True Love you're looking for
But not with anyone who's too poor
For some rich pickings
 

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If it's True Love you're looking for
But not with anyone who's too poor
For some rich pickings
Try someone's lickings
 

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If it's True Love you're looking for
But not with anyone who's too poor
For some rich pickings
Try someone's lickings
Then pick yourself up from the floor.

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It has left me all a-quiver!
 

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It has left me all a-quiver!
I'm not sure I'll ever forgive'er!
 

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It has left me all a-quiver!
I'm not sure I'll ever forgive'er!
A night of passion?!
 

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It has left me all a-quiver!
I'm not sure I'll ever forgive'er!
A night of passion?!
In tawdry fashion?!
 

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It has left me all a-quiver!
I'm not sure I'll ever forgive'er!
A night of passion?!
In tawdry fashion?!
No - she drugged me and then stole my liver


There’s nothing that money won’t buy
 

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There’s nothing that money won’t buy
Even youth? I'd give that a try!
 

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Even youth? I'd give that a try!
With legs akimbo
 

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There’s nothing that money won’t buy
Even youth? I'd give that a try!
With legs akimbo
Beckoning a himbo
 

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There’s nothing that money won’t buy
Even youth? I'd give that a try!
With legs akimbo
Beckoning a himbo
No thanks! My standards are high.

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I'd still like to turn back the clock
 

escargot

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Even youth? I'd give that a try!
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Beckoning a himbo
No thanks! My standards are high.

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I'd still like to turn back the clock
Sitting this one out on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
 

IamSundog

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I’d still like to turn back the clock
Rise each day to the crow of the cock
 

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Rise each day to the crow of the cock
Muttering darkly
 
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