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Dinobot

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Broadcasting from the moon...
When a snail goes on a rampage
The air rings with howls of rage
"What? No more pringles?!"
 

GNC

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When a snail goes on a rampage
The air rings with howls of rage
"What? No more pringles?"
You'll miss those tongue tingles
 

IamSundog

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When a snail goes on a rampage
The air rings with howls of rage
"What? No more pringles?"
You'll miss those tongue tingles
Though how much might be hard to gauge


I quiver with anticipation
 

Recycled1

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I quiver with anticipation
What next crisis will strike the nation?
 

Dinobot

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I quiver with anticipation
What next crisis will strike the nation?
No more loo paper!
 

escargot

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quiver with anticipation
What next crisis will strike the nation?
No more loo paper!
Use a wallpaper scraper!
 

IamSundog

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I quiver with anticipation
What next crisis will strike the nation?
No more loo paper!
Use a wallpaper scraper!
You may come to enjoy the abrasion


My pistol is locked and loaded
 

escargot

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My pistol is locked and loaded
No more will I be mocked and goaded
 

GNC

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My pistol is locked and loaded
No more will I be mocked and goaded
It's gone off in your hand!
 

Dinobot

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My pistol is locked and loaded
No more will I be mocked and goaded
It's gone off in your hand!
Instead of at the band
 

Recycled1

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My pistol is locked and loaded
No more will I be mocked and goaded
It's gone off in your hand!
Instead of at the band
Their playing was so outmoded.

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That piano is haunted, I swear!
 

escargot

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That piano is haunted, I swear!
When you sit down to play, please beware!
 

Tigerhawk

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That piano is haunted, I swear!
When you sit down to play, please beware!
It squeaks and hisses
 

IamSundog

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That piano is haunted, I swear!
When you sit down to play, please beware!
It squeaks and hisses
Try playing Mozart. It pisses.
 

GNC

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That piano is haunted, I swear!
When you sit down to play, please beware!
It squeaks and hisses
Try playing Mozart. It pisses.
Chopin makes it grow masses of hair.

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Imagine just farting music for weeks
 

IamSundog

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Imagine just farting music for weeks
With melodious honks, toots, and squeaks
 

Tigerhawk

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Imagine just farting music for weeks
With melodious honks, toots, and squeaks
Open a window!
 

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Imagine just farting music for weeks
With melodious honks, toots, and squeaks
Open a window!
Don't let the germs in, though!
 

IamSundog

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Imagine just farting music for weeks
With melodious honks, toots, and squeaks
Open a window!
Don't let the germs in, though!
You might catch a rash on your cheeks


Recycled’s fertility dance
 

Recycled1

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Recycled’s fertility dance
Brought results not planned in advance.
 

escargot

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Recycled’s fertility dance
Brought results not planned in advance.
Someone's up the duff
 

GNC

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Recycled’s fertility dance
Brought results not planned in advance.
Someone's up the duff
So who's now in the huff?
 

Recycled1

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Recycled’s fertility dance
Brought results not planned in advance.
Someone's up the duff
So who's now in the huff?
An ex girlfriend of Boris, perchance?

I've been learning a new incantation
 

IamSundog

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I've been learning a new incantation
That’s supposed to help curb mastrubation
 

escargot

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I've been learning a new incantation
That’s supposed to help curb mastrubation
My poor spelling, I'm frank
 

Recycled1

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I've been learning a new incantation
That’s supposed to help curb mastrubation
My poor spelling, I'm frank
For Sundog: a spank
Hmm, perhaps that's his "Great Expectation"!

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So what's GNC's 'guilty pleasure'?
 

escargot

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So what's GNC's 'guilty pleasure'?
We've all seen him polish his treasure!
 

Tigerhawk

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So what's GNC's 'guilty pleasure'?
We've all seen him polish his treasure!
All nice and shiny!
 
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