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Tigerhawk

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So, how does a threesome strike you?
I'd have to be certain I like you
Or it'll be a onesome
With Mr Johnson
 

Dinobot

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So, how does a threesome strike you?
I'd have to be certain I like you
Or it'll be a onesome
With Mr Johnson
While listening to Betty Boo

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Look out! It's MechaGodzilla!
 

GNC

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Look out! It's MechaGodzilla!
I didn't think he'd be so vanilla
 

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Look out! It's MechaGodzilla!
I didn't think he'd be so vanilla
He'll darken with rust!
 

Dinobot

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Look out! It's MechaGodzilla!
I didn't think he'd be so vanilla
He'll darken with rust!
With his mega lust
 

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Look out! It's MechaGodzilla!
I didn't think he'd be so vanilla
He'll darken with rust!
With his mega lust
He’d like you to dress like a gorilla


I didn’t know the gun was loaded
 

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I didn’t know the gun was loaded
But I was certainly goaded
 

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I didn’t know the gun was loaded
But I was certainly goaded
And these water pistols
 

escargot

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didn’t know the gun was loaded
But I was certainly goaded
And these water pistols
Spraying on my Bristols crystals
 

Dinobot

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I didn’t know the gun was loaded
But I was certainly goaded
And these water pistols
Spraying on my Bristols crystals
A Freudian mess to be decoded!

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Wait, you want to put glitter where?!
 

IamSundog

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Wait, you want to put glitter where?!
On the nipples of Fred Astaire??!?
 

Dinobot

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Wait, you want to put glitter where?!
On the nipples of Fred Astaire??!?
Bit late, isn't it?
 

GNC

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Wait, you want to put glitter where?!
On the nipples of Fred Astaire??!?
Bit late, isn't it?
You could try Brad Pitt
 

Dinobot

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Wait, you want to put glitter where?!
On the nipples of Fred Astaire??!?
Bit late, isn't it?
You could try Brad Pitt
He's thoroughly devoid of hair!

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A disturbing mental image!
 

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A disturbing mental image!
Is Dinobot’s pubic trimmage
And the use of that dye.......!
 

Dinobot

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A disturbing mental image!
Is Dinobot’s pubic trimmage
And the use of that dye.......!
It offends the eye!
 

escargot

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A disturbing mental image!
Is Dinobot’s pubic trimmage
And the use of that dye.......!
It offends the eye!
But adds a small thrill to the scrimmage!

While out cycling au naturel
 

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While out cycling au naturel
I was forced to try ringing my bell
 

IamSundog

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While out cycling au naturel
I was forced to try ringing my bell
When a stray dog did block
 

Tigerhawk

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While out cycling au naturel
I was forced to try ringing my bell
When a stray dog did block
To my utter shock
 

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While out cycling au naturel
I was forced to try ringing my bell
When a stray dog did block,
To my utter shock,
The wheelies I always do well.

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Some strange seeds have arrived in the post
 

Tigerhawk

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Some strange seeds have arrived in the post
But not the ones I wanted most
 

IamSundog

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Some strange seeds have arrived in the post
But not the ones I wanted most;
Giant Venus Fly-Traps
 

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Some strange seeds have arrived in the post
But not the ones I wanted most;
Giant Venus Fly-Traps
Don't help with my naps
 

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Some strange seeds have arrived in the post
But not the ones I wanted most;
Giant Venus Fly-Traps
Don't help with my naps
Cuz they leave me with many a ghost


NO!! I’ve told you! You have the wrong number!
 

Tigerhawk

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NO!! I’ve told you! You have the wrong number!
Besides, I am not that limber!
 

GNC

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NO!! I’ve told you! You have the wrong number!
Besides, I am not that limber!
All these cold calls
 

Dinobot

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NO!! I’ve told you! You have the wrong number!
Besides, I am not that limber!
All these cold calls
For Debutante Balls
 

Dinobot

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NO!! I’ve told you! You have the wrong number!
Besides, I am not that limber!
All these cold calls
For Debutante Balls
With Jack and his great big lumber!

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Look out! He's got a loaded pun!
 
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