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IamSundog

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I've found a new use for old pants
Wave them about during my rants
About how we've hit the skids
While being fed to giant squids
 

IamSundog

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I've found a new use for old pants
Wave them about during my rants
About how we've hit the skids
While being fed to giant squids
That are daily imported from France


Hop in for a ride in my hearse
 

escargot

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Hop in for a ride in my hearse
Squeeze up with the other frotteurs
 

Peripart

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Hop in for a ride in my hearse
Squeeze up with the other frotteurs
We'll rub along well
 

Tigerhawk

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Hop in for a ride in my hearse
Squeeze up with the other frotteurs
We'll rub along well
In this "Show And Tell"
 

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Hop in for a ride in my hearse
Squeeze up with the other frotteurs
We'll rub along well
In this "Show And Tell"
There's a stiff in the back - could be worse!

There's innuendo, and then there's just smut
 

feen5

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There's innuendo, and then there's just smut
Said Escargot with a very loud Tut
 

Tigerhawk

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There's innuendo, and then there's just smut
Said Escargot with a very loud Tut
"Please don't let it stop!"
 

GNC

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There's innuendo, and then there's just smut
Said Escargot with a very loud Tut
"Please don't let it stop!"
Someone fetch a mop
 

Tigerhawk

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There's innuendo, and then there's just smut
Said Escargot with a very loud Tut
"Please don't let it stop!"
Someone fetch a mop
I don't like being in a rut.

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That took an unexpected turn
 

IamSundog

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That took an unexpected turn
As the angry mob gathers to burn
 

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That took an unexpected turn
As the angry mob gathers to burn
This here big Yule Log
 

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That took an unexpected turn
As the angry mob gathers to burn
This here big Yule Log
With respect to King Zog
 

IamSundog

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That took an unexpected turn
As the angry mob gathers to burn
This here big Yule Log
With respect to King Zog
For whose tender caress we all yearn


I can’t wait to climb into bed
 

feen5

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I can’t wait to climb into bed
Said Scargy on the night she was wed
 

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I can’t wait to climb into bed
Said Scargy on the night she was wed
With much bemusement
 

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I can’t wait to climb into bed
Said Scargy on the night she was wed
With much bemusement
We have no amusement
 

Dinobot

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I can’t wait to climb into bed
Said Scargy on the night she was wed
With much bemusement
We have no amusement
As we listen to Simply Red.

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It's almost Christmas? Brace for impact!
 

GNC

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It's almost Christmas? Brace for impact!
Sorry, it's been cancelled in fact
 

IamSundog

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It's almost Christmas? Brace for impact!
Sorry, it's been cancelled in fact
Take your holly and shove it
 

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It's almost Christmas? Brace for impact!
Sorry, it's been cancelled in fact
Take your holly and shove it
That door - above it!
 

IamSundog

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It's almost Christmas? Brace for impact!
Sorry, it's been cancelled in fact
Take your holly and shove it
That door - above it!
Disinvite all your family - with tact


I’d like to greet the season with cheer
 

escargot

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I’d like to greet the season with cheer
Swinging naked from this chandelier
 

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I’d like to greet the season with cheer
Swinging naked from this chandelier
Good time had by all!
 

GNC

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I’d like to greet the season with cheer
Swinging naked from this chandelier
Good time had by all!
But the inevitable fall
 

IamSundog

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I’d like to greet the season with cheer
Swinging naked from this chandelier
Good time had by all!
But the inevitable fall
Will end with a candle up my rear


‘Twas an accident, Doctor! I swear!
 

Peripart

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‘Twas an accident, Doctor! I swear!
I've no idea how it got there
 

Tigerhawk

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‘Twas an accident, Doctor! I swear!
I've no idea how it got there
Suddenly aflame
 

GNC

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‘Twas an accident, Doctor! I swear!
I've no idea how it got there
Suddenly aflame
Nobody to blame
 
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