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Dinobot

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My awesome cerebral cortex
Can create its own temporal vortex
Back and forth through time
Powered by snail-slime
 

GNC

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My awesome cerebral cortex
Can create its own temporal vortex
Back and forth through time
Powered by snail-slime
Fortunately my trousers are Gore-Tex.

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When reality I tried to outfox
 

Dinobot

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When reality I tried to outfox
Wearing nowt but these mismatched socks
The hard facts intervene
 

escargot

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The hard facts intervene
Because only Feen
 

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The hard facts intervene
Because only Feen
Has the stylish and manly "box"

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Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here!
 

GNC

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Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here!
All ten of them, that should be clear
 

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Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here!
All ten of them, that should be clear
Checking out my spinnerets?
 

Dinobot

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Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here!
All ten of them, that should be clear
Checking out my spinnerets?
You'll soon have regrets
 

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Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here!
All ten of them, that should be clear
Checking out my spinnerets?
You'll soon have regrets
Silk-cocooned and gutted like a deer

My ex-wife keeps giant arachnids
 

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My ex-wife keeps giant arachnids
of a type the size of dustbin lids
 

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My ex-wife keeps giant arachnids
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To be worn like a bra
 

GNC

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My ex-wife keeps giant arachnids
of a type the size of dustbin lids
To be worn like a bra
When you pop down the spa
 

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My ex-wife keeps giant arachnids
of a type the size of dustbin lids
To be worn like a bra
When you pop down the spa
To rid yourself of these aphids.

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When did Godzilla fight King Kong?
 

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When did Godzilla fight King Kong?
Just recently - it hasn’t been long
 

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When did Godzilla fight King Kong?
Just recently - it hasn’t been long
The ape came out winner
 

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When did Godzilla fight King Kong?
Just recently - it hasn’t been long
The ape came out winner
Had the green guy for dinner
 

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When did Godzilla fight King Kong?
Just recently - it hasn’t been long
The ape came out winner
Had the green guy for dinner
Then showed Fay Wray his 9-story dong

I’ll read now from Ecclesiastes
 

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Suitable for our refined tastes
 

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I’ll read now from Ecclesiastes
Suitable for our refined tastes
This Biblical bit
 

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This Biblical bit
Really does not fit
 

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I’ll read now from Ecclesiastes
Suitable for our refined tastes
This Biblical bit
Really does not fit
were more used to books on how to Baste

When preparing to grill Yeti meat
 

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When preparing to grill Yeti meat
You should baste it all over with gleet*


* gleet: a thin morbid discharge as from a wound or especially chronic gonorrhea
 

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When preparing to grill Yeti meat
You should baste it all over with gleet
It won't smell the best
 

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When preparing to grill Yeti meat
You should baste it all over with gleet
It won't smell the best
Leave it for you to test
 

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When preparing to grill Yeti meat
You should baste it all over with gleet
It won't smell the best
Leave it for you to test
For the last time, hive it more heat!

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Is it me, or is it hot in here?
 

escargot

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Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Hell certainly has an atmosphere!
 

GNC

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Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Hell certainly has an atmosphere!
That sulphurous stench
 

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Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Hell certainly has an atmosphere!
That sulphurous stench
From that old bar wench
 
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