Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Hell certainly has an atmosphere!
That sulphurous stench
From that old bar wench
Leaves a sour aftertaste in one’s beer
Unleashed a strange, tentacled "thing"?
It’s snatching children, on the wing
Normal for Cromer
And mentioned by Homer
It would not make a suitable plaything
I knew an old woman from Ealing
who had a very peculiar feeling
The sign on the door
said not to spit on the floor
so she looked up and spat on the ceiling
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