Limericks

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,822
Reaction score
1,545
Points
184
Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Hell certainly has an atmosphere!
That sulphurous stench
From that old bar wench
Leaves a sour aftertaste in one’s beer

My most morbid preoccupation
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
31,728
Reaction score
18,694
Points
309
My most morbid preoccupation
(after necrophilia-inspired masturbation)
Was it your conscience?
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,428
Reaction score
3,932
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
My most morbid preoccupation
(after necrophilia-inspired masturbation)
Was it your conscience?
Soul Deliverance
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,428
Reaction score
3,932
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
My most morbid preoccupation
(after necrophilia-inspired masturbation)
Was it your conscience?
Soul Deliverance
Which gives you emancipation.

===================================================

Unleashed a strange, tentacled "thing"?
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,822
Reaction score
1,545
Points
184
Unleashed a strange, tentacled "thing"?
It’s snatching children, on the wing
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
Joined
Jan 20, 2016
Messages
2,815
Reaction score
3,609
Points
159
Location
Skaro
Unleashed a strange, tentacled "thing"?
It’s snatching children, on the wing
Normal for Cromer
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
31,728
Reaction score
18,694
Points
309
Unleashed a strange, tentacled "thing"?
It’s snatching children, on the wing
Normal for Cromer
And mentioned by Homer
 

feen5

Justified & Ancient
Joined
Feb 9, 2004
Messages
1,191
Reaction score
90
Points
79
Unleashed a strange, tentacled "thing"?
It’s snatching children, on the wing
Normal for Cromer
And mentioned by Homer
It would not make a suitable plaything

When choosing a pet for a child
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
31,728
Reaction score
18,694
Points
309
When choosing a pet for a child
Don't go looking for one in the wild
 

Peripart

Antediluvian
Joined
Aug 1, 2005
Messages
6,206
Reaction score
4,475
Points
259
When choosing a pet for a child
Don't go looking for one in the wild
'Cos a ferret or fox
 

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
Joined
Aug 24, 2001
Messages
32,284
Reaction score
38,977
Points
309
Location
HM The Tower of London
When choosing a pet for a child
Don't go looking for one in the wild
'Cos a ferret or fox
Won't use the litter box
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
Joined
Jan 20, 2016
Messages
2,815
Reaction score
3,609
Points
159
Location
Skaro
When choosing a pet for a child
Don't go looking for one in the wild
'Cos a ferret or fox
Won't use the litter box
And the result won't be mild!

==========================================

Restrictions eased - looking for fun?
 

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
Joined
Aug 24, 2001
Messages
32,284
Reaction score
38,977
Points
309
Location
HM The Tower of London
Restrictions eased - looking for fun?
I'll crack out the whaling gun!
 

IamSundog

Not insane
Joined
Oct 11, 2002
Messages
3,822
Reaction score
1,545
Points
184
Restrictions eased - looking for fun?
I'll crack out the whaling gun!
Rock out with Ahab!
 

ChasFink

Abominable Snowman
Joined
Jan 22, 2016
Messages
554
Reaction score
1,229
Points
139
Restrictions eased - looking for fun?
I'll crack out the whaling gun!
Rock out with Ahab!
And fire! A whale jab!
 

Peripart

Antediluvian
Joined
Aug 1, 2005
Messages
6,206
Reaction score
4,475
Points
259
Restrictions eased - looking for fun?
I'll crack out the whaling gun!
Rock out with Ahab!
And fire! A whale jab!
Oh heck, it's Greenpeace - must run!

A fisherman's life's not for me
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
31,728
Reaction score
18,694
Points
309
A fisherman's life's not for me
I turn green if I look at the sea
 

ChasFink

Abominable Snowman
Joined
Jan 22, 2016
Messages
554
Reaction score
1,229
Points
139
A fisherman's life's not for me
I turn green if I look at the sea
And the sickening motion
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
Joined
Jan 20, 2016
Messages
2,815
Reaction score
3,609
Points
159
Location
Skaro
A fisherman's life's not for me
I turn green if I look at the sea
And the sickening motion
From that love potion
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,428
Reaction score
3,932
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
A fisherman's life's not for me
I turn green if I look at the sea
And the sickening motion
From that love potion
Has robbed me of my girlish glee.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

If told "You're a wizard, Harry"
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
31,728
Reaction score
18,694
Points
309
If told "You're a wizard, Harry"
By Frank Bruno, then, probably
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,428
Reaction score
3,932
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
If told "You're a wizard, Harry"
By Frank Bruno, then, probably
Curse the bugger, hard!
 

escargot

Disciple of Marduk
Joined
Aug 24, 2001
Messages
32,284
Reaction score
38,977
Points
309
Location
HM The Tower of London
If told "You're a wizard, Harry"
By Frank Bruno, then, probably
Curse the bugger, hard!
An' 'e'll cry 'cos 'e's marred
 

Maahi Dayani

Fresh Blood
Joined
Feb 6, 2021
Messages
7
Reaction score
8
Points
3
I knew an old woman from Ealing
who had a very peculiar feeling
The sign on the door
said not to spit on the floor
so she looked up and spat on the ceiling
 

feen5

Justified & Ancient
Joined
Feb 9, 2004
Messages
1,191
Reaction score
90
Points
79
If told "You're a wizard, Harry"
By Frank Bruno, then, probably
Curse the bugger, hard!
An' 'e'll cry 'cos 'e's marred
he's not a formidable adversary

Some rhymes can be rather taxing
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
Joined
Aug 25, 2001
Messages
31,728
Reaction score
18,694
Points
309
Some rhymes can be rather taxing
So let's try something far more relaxing
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
Joined
May 19, 2015
Messages
3,428
Reaction score
3,932
Points
159
Location
Broadcasting from the moon...
Some rhymes can be rather taxing
So let's try something far more relaxing
Like taxidermy!
 

ChasFink

Abominable Snowman
Joined
Jan 22, 2016
Messages
554
Reaction score
1,229
Points
139
Some rhymes can be rather taxing
So let's try something far more relaxing
Like taxidermy!
(If it won't make you squirmy.)
 
Top