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ChasFink

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As the machines start their domination
I reach for my favorite libation
 

IamSundog

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As the machines start their domination
I reach for my favorite libation
Resistance is futile
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
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Broadcasting from the moon...
As the machines start their domination
I reach for my favorite libation
Resistance is futile
It's so infantile!
 

IamSundog

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As the machines start their domination
I reach for my favorite libation
Resistance is futile
It's so infantile!
All the more after compulsory castration

It’s too late for apologies now
 
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Dinobot

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It’s too late for apologies now
That I am dressed up as a cow
 

GNC

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It’s too late for apologies now
That I am dressed up as a cow
If it's milk you desire
 

ChasFink

Abominable Snowman
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It’s too late for apologies now
That I am dressed up as a cow
If it's milk you desire
I'll be the supplier
 

IamSundog

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It’s too late for apologies now
That I am dressed up as a cow
If it's milk you desire
I'll be the supplier
If I can just figure out how

There’s a place where the sun never shines
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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There’s a place where the sun never shines
Cromer, with its sacred bovines
 

GNC

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There’s a place where the sun never shines
Cromer, with its sacred bovines
Too often they're burgered
 

feen5

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There’s a place where the sun never shines
Cromer, with its sacred bovines
Too often they're burgered
by a butcher named Bernard
 

Peripart

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There’s a place where the sun never shines
Cromer, with its sacred bovines
Too often they're burgered
by a butcher named Bernard
And washed down with super-strength wines

In Norfolk, the cows are revered
 

escargot

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In Norfolk, the cows are revered
Especially the ones with a beard
 

Peripart

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In Norfolk, the cows are revered
Especially the ones with a beard
They're dressed all in plaid
 

GNC

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In Norfolk, the cows are revered
Especially the ones with a beard
They're dressed all in plaid
And each raving mad
 

Peripart

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In Norfolk, the cows are revered
Especially the ones with a beard
They're dressed all in plaid
And each raving mad
They're equal parts stylish and feared

If the thought of mad cows doesn't scare
 

escargot

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If the thought of mad cows doesn't scare
Imagine @GNC 's bottom all bare
 

Peripart

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If the thought of mad cows doesn't scare
Imagine @GNC 's bottom all bare
You might be overcome
By the sight of that bum
 

Tigerhawk

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If the thought of mad cows doesn't scare
Imagine @GNC 's bottom all bare
You might be overcome
By the sight of that bum
And there's nothing to compare.

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Just who is the butt of all jokes?
 

IamSundog

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Just who is the butt of all jokes?
It’s Tigerhawk...Dinobot...those blokes
 

Tigerhawk

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Just who is the butt of all jokes?
It’s Tigerhawk...Dinobot...those blokes
@IamSundog, too
 

escargot

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Just who is the butt of all jokes?
It’s Tigerhawk...Dinobot...those blokes
@IamSundog, too
They deserve all we do!
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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Just who is the butt of all jokes?
It’s Tigerhawk...Dinobot...those blokes
@IamSundog, too
They deserve all we do!
Because we're such loveable folks!

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When crossing the final frontier
 

escargot

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When crossing the final frontier
With mud your body you should smear
Rub it well round your bits
 

GNC

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When crossing the final frontier
With mud your body you should smear
Rub it well round your bits
Don't forget your pits
 

feen5

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When crossing the final frontier
With mud your body you should smear
Rub it well round your bits
Don't forget your pits
With your health don't be to cavalier

I've reached the other side of this hole
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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I've reached the other side of this hole
With this here handy big barge pole
 

escargot

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I've reached the other side of this hole
With this here handy big barge pole
It's quite a big job
 
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