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Tigerhawk

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I've reached the other side of this hole
With this here handy big barge pole
It's quite a big job
Said a drunken Bob
 

IamSundog

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I've reached the other side of this hole
With this here handy big barge pole
It's quite a big job
Said a drunken Bob
But now, getting inside was my goal


Way back during the Cretaceous
 

Tigerhawk

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I strut about all pretentious
 

GNC

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Way back during the Cretaceous
I strut about all pretentious
Are you really that old?
 

Tigerhawk

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Are you really that old?
Don't you feel the cold?
 

escargot

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Way back during the Cretaceous
I strut about all pretentious
Are you really that old?
Don't you feel the cold?
This sounds just like a song by Oasis!

So I'm sat on my old rocking horse
 

Tigerhawk

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So I'm sat on my old rocking horse
His name is Mister Ed, of course
 

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So I'm sat on my old rocking horse
His name is Mister Ed, of course
It does one thing that's rare
 

Tigerhawk

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So I'm sat on my old rocking horse
His name is Mister Ed, of course
It does one thing that's rare
He gives the answer you endorse
 

IamSundog

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So I'm sat on my old rocking horse
His name is Mister Ed, of course
It does one thing that's rare
He gives the answer you endorse
You left the 4th line out there


Waist deep in a tub of lasagna
 

ChasFink

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Waist deep in a tub of lasagna
You're bound to get lots of sauce on ya
 

GNC

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Waist deep in a tub of lasagna
You're bound to get lots of sauce on ya
Well and truly pasta'd
 

escargot

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Waist deep in a tub of lasagna
You're bound to get lots of sauce on ya
Well and truly pasta'd
Like a Bolognesed bastard
 

Dinobot

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Waist deep in a tub of lasagna
You're bound to get lots of sauce on ya
Well and truly pasta'd
Like a Bolognesed bastard
Said a mad and drunken Tanya!

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Will the Easter Bunny visit?
 

IamSundog

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Will the Easter Bunny visit?
As far as I’m concerned he can kiss it
 

Dinobot

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Will the Easter Bunny visit?
As far as I’m concerned he can kiss it
Where the sun don't shine
 

GNC

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Will the Easter Bunny visit?
As far as I’m concerned he can kiss it
Where the sun don't shine
Rather yours than mine
 

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Will the Easter Bunny visit?
As far as I’m concerned he can kiss it
Where the sun don't shine
Rather yours than mine
I'd rather he felch Luther Blissitt



I've heard Jesus rose from the dead
 

Dinobot

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I've heard Jesus rose from the dead
Come back as a busty redhead!
 

IamSundog

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I've heard Jesus rose from the dead
Come back as a busty redhead!
Glory Hallelujah!
 

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I've heard Jesus rose from the dead
Come back as a busty redhead!
Glory Hallelujah!
Don't touch or he'll sue ya
 

ChasFink

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I've heard Jesus rose from the dead
Come back as a busty redhead!
Glory Hallelujah!
Don't touch or he'll sue ya
"This is my body - not bread!"

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I don't mean to sound irreligious
 

Souleater

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I don't mean to sound irreligious
But resurrection is so incredulous
 

IamSundog

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I don't mean to sound irreligious
But resurrection is so incredulous
That I just shake my head
 

Souleater

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I don't mean to sound irreligious
But resurrection is so incredulous
That I just shake my head
Roll over in bed
 

droogiefret

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I don't mean to sound irreligious
But resurrection is so incredulous
That I just shake my head
Roll over in bed
And think about things more prestigious

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A witch had a conjuring spell
 

Dinobot

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A witch had a conjuring spell
To send politicians to hell
 

IamSundog

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A witch had a conjuring spell
To send politicians to hell
But Hell wouldn’t have ‘em
 

Souleater

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A witch had a conjuring spell
To send politicians to hell
But Hell wouldn’t have ‘em
So she sent them to Tottenham
 

droogiefret

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A witch had a conjuring spell
To send politicians to hell
But Hell wouldn’t have ‘em
So she sent them to Tottenham
And threw them down Phillip Lane well

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"I'm feeling so well!" Cried the King
 
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