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"I'm feeling so well!" Cried the King
"I could jump up and down, dance and sing!"
 

Dinobot

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"I'm feeling so well!" Cried the King
"I could jump up and down, dance and sing!"
"Thanks to Viagra!"
 

ChasFink

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"I'm feeling so well!" Cried the King
"I could jump up and down, dance and sing!"
"Thanks to Viagra!"
"My nuts bust like Niagara"
 

IamSundog

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"I'm feeling so well!" Cried the King
"I could jump up and down, dance and sing!"
"Thanks to Viagra!"
"My nuts bust like Niagara”
“And it’s doubled the size of my Thing!”


Pills can sometimes have strange side-effects
 

Dinobot

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Pills can sometimes have strange side-effects
Like all strange romance regrets
 

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Pills can sometimes have strange side-effects
Like all strange romance regrets
There's the horse i once knew
 

Dinobot

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Pills can sometimes have strange side-effects
Like all strange romance regrets
There's the horse i once knew
That I did try to shoe
 

Souleater

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Pills can sometimes have strange side-effects
Like all strange romance regrets
There's the horse i once knew
That I did try to shoe
That affair was as good as it gets

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I once bought some shoes in Dundee
 

IamSundog

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I once bought some shoes in Dundee
In which I made an ice cream sundae
 

GNC

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I once bought some shoes in Dundee
In which I made an ice cream sundae
I ate a wee bit
 

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I once bought some shoes in Dundee
In which I made an ice cream sundae
I ate a wee bit
Felt a bit of a tit
 

IamSundog

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I once bought some shoes in Dundee
In which I made an ice cream sundae
I ate a wee bit
Felt a bit of a tit
So I just gave the rest to Ted Bundy

If your sun sign is Sagittarius
 

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If your sun sign is Sagittarius
And don't find astrology hilarious
 

Dinobot

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If your sun sign is Sagittarius
And don't find astrology hilarious
Take a running leap
 

GNC

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If your sun sign is Sagittarius
And don't find astrology hilarious
Take a running leap
You big archery creep
 

Souleater

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If your sun sign is Sagittarius
And don't find astrology hilarious
Take a running leap
You big archery creep
And keep your big centaur arse away from us


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I once saw a devil in New Jersey
 

Dinobot

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I once saw a devil in New Jersey
He was dressed up like the clergy
 

IamSundog

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I once saw a devil in New Jersey
He was dressed up like the clergy
He cackled with glee
 

Souleater

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I once saw a devil in New Jersey
He was dressed up like the clergy
He cackled with glee
Sat me on his knee
 

IamSundog

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I once saw a devil in New Jersey
He was dressed up like the clergy
He cackled with glee
Sat me on his knee
And regaled me with limericks most scurvy

I’m in an embarrassing predicament
 

GNC

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I’m in an embarrassing predicament
Is there something trapped in your fundament?
 

Souleater

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I’m in an embarrassing predicament
Is there something trapped in your fundament?
It's not easy to see
 

droogiefret

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I’m in an embarrassing predicament
Is there something trapped in your fundament?
It's not easy to see
But once I've got free
 

feen5

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I’m in an embarrassing predicament
Is there something trapped in your fundament?
It's not easy to see
But once I've got free
I'll grind it to use as a condiment

I have developed a rather odd Quirk
 

Peripart

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I have developed a rather odd Quirk
Which bemuses the people at work
 

IamSundog

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I have developed a rather odd Quirk
Which bemuses the people at work
I wear a tiara
 

GNC

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I have developed a rather odd Quirk
Which bemuses the people at work
I wear a tiara
And sing like a cock sparra
 

IamSundog

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I have developed a rather odd Quirk
Which bemuses the people at work
I wear a tiara
And sing like a cock sparra
While thrashing around all berserk


The truth is, I’m not at all well
 

Dinobot

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The truth is, I’m not at all well
And I have a lemony smell
 

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The truth is, I’m not at all well
And I have a lemony smell
It started last june
 
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