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Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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The truth is, I’m not at all well
And I have a lemony smell
It started last June
During the full moon
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
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The truth is, I’m not at all well
And I have a lemony smell
It started last June
During the full moon
Making everyone's G&T total Hell.

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Projectile vomiting's a real knack
 

Souleater

Justified & Ancient
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Projectile vomiting's a real knack
Especailly when laying right back
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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Projectile vomiting's a real knack
Especailly when laying right back
Pea soup, anyone?
 

IamSundog

Not insane
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Projectile vomiting's a real knack
Especailly when laying right back
Pea soup, anyone?
Like The Exorcist. Yum!
 

Tigerhawk

Dazed and confused...
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Projectile vomiting's a real knack
Especailly when laying right back
Pea soup, anyone?
Like The Exorcist. Yum!
I beg you, please, cut me some slack...

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I'm the epitome of style
 

Peripart

Antediluvian
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I'm the epitome of style
Though looking this great takes a while
 

IamSundog

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I'm the epitome of style
Though looking this great takes a while
My hair takes four hours
 

Souleater

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I'm the epitome of style
Though looking this great takes a while
My hair takes four hours
Over 6 foot it towers
 

GNC

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I'm the epitome of style
Though looking this great takes a while
My hair takes four hours
Over 6 foot it towers
Though it resembles at least a mile.

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My perfection of an Elvis impression
 

IamSundog

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My perfection of an Elvis impression
Has that curled-lip, half-sneer expression
 

Souleater

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My perfection of an Elvis impression
Has that curled-lip, half-sneer expression
Hips like a snake
 

ChasFink

Abominable Snowman
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My perfection of an Elvis impression
Has that curled-lip, half-sneer expression
Hips like a snake
And this hair? It's not fake
 

IamSundog

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My perfection of an Elvis impression
Has that curled-lip, half-sneer expression
Hips like a snake
And this hair? It's not fake
Though my singing voice is a transgression

I’ve been lost in this cave for a week
 

Dinobot

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Broadcasting from the moon...
I’ve been lost in this cave for a week
I beg you to forgive the reek!
 

Souleater

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I’ve been lost in this cave for a week
I beg you to forgive the reek!
I came down to discover
 

Dinobot

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Broadcasting from the moon...
I’ve been lost in this cave for a week
I beg you to forgive the reek!
I came down to discover
A Fortean lover
 

Souleater

Justified & Ancient
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I’ve been lost in this cave for a week
I beg you to forgive the reek!
I came down to discover
A Fortean lover
And some people say im a freak.

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I once visited old London town
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
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Broadcasting from the moon...
I once visited old London town
In a tiara and silk gown
 

Souleater

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I once visited old London town
In a tiara and silk gown
It took me 4 hours
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
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Broadcasting from the moon...
I once visited old London town
In a tiara and silk gown
It took me 4 hours
And Dark Art powers
 

Souleater

Justified & Ancient
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I once visited old London town
In a tiara and silk gown
It took me 4 hours
And Dark Art powers
But the Queen still looked on with a frown

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An old lady from Cromer once said
 

IamSundog

Not insane
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An old lady from Cromer once said
“Squirrels are nesting in my head”
 

Dinobot

Justified & Ancient
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An old lady from Cromer once said
“Squirrels are nesting in my head”
They're looking for nuts
 

Souleater

Justified & Ancient
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An old lady from Cromer once said
“Squirrels are nesting in my head”
They're looking for nuts
But they are all schmucks
 

GNC

King-Sized Canary
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An old lady from Cromer once said
“Squirrels are nesting in my head”
They're looking for nuts
But they are all schmucks
They'll have to eat my mints instead.

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I've burrowed so deep underground
 

IamSundog

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I've burrowed so deep underground
Toward the opposite hemisphere I’m bound
 

Souleater

Justified & Ancient
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I've burrowed so deep underground
Toward the opposite hemisphere I’m bound
With a pick and a spade
 

IamSundog

Not insane
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I've burrowed so deep underground
Toward the opposite hemisphere I’m bound
With a pick and a spade
I press on unafraid
 

Souleater

Justified & Ancient
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I've burrowed so deep underground
Toward the opposite hemisphere I’m bound
With a pick and a spade
I press on unafraid
But ended up in Puget Sound

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I heard a loud sound come from a tree
 
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