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Tigerhawk

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I heard a loud sound come from a tree
Two squirrels dancing with wild glee
 

GNC

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I heard a loud sound come from a tree
Two squirrels dancing with wild glee
They're after your nuts
 

ChasFink

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I heard a loud sound come from a tree
Two squirrels dancing with wild glee
They're after your nuts
No ifs ands or buts
 

Tigerhawk

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I heard a loud sound come from a tree
Two squirrels dancing with wild glee
They're after your nuts
No ifs ands or buts
I strongly urge you to flee.

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What's with this rancid liquorice?!
 

ChasFink

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What's with this rancid liquorice?!
It tastes just like the devil's kiss
 

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What's with this rancid liquorice?!
It tastes just like the devil's kiss
Its bitter and black
 

GNC

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What's with this rancid liquorice?!
It tastes just like the devil's kiss
Its bitter and black
Looks like all sorts of cack
 

IamSundog

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What's with this rancid liquorice?!
It tastes just like the devil's kiss
Its bitter and black
Looks like all sorts of cack
To offer some might be remiss

Here on the lip of the volcano
 

Souleater

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Here on the lip of the volcano
As a cook my baked potato
 

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Here on the lip of the volcano
As I cook my baked potato
Virgin sacrifice?!
 

IamSundog

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Here on the lip of the volcano
As I cook my baked potato
Virgin sacrifice?!
Why, that sounds nice
 

Souleater

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Here on the lip of the volcano
As I cook my baked potato
Virgin sacrifice?!
Why, that sounds nice
Whilst i sing a requiem in falsetto

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I once saw a bigfoot in Bath
 

GNC

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I once saw a bigfoot in Bath
Come on, surely you're having a laugh?
 

Dinobot

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I once saw a bigfoot in Bath
Come on, surely you're having a laugh?
He prefers Cromer!
 

ChasFink

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I once saw a bigfoot in Bath
Come on, surely you're having a laugh?
He prefers Cromer!
It has such an aroma
 

Dinobot

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I once saw a bigfoot in Bath
Come on, surely you're having a laugh?
He prefers Cromer!
It has such an aroma
When he feels Swifty's mighty wrath!

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
 

Souleater

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
On his face there is never a frown
 

IamSundog

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
On his face there is never a frown
He gives all the kids candy
 

Tigerhawk

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
On his face there is never a frown
He gives all the kids candy
Dressed like Space Dandy
 

GNC

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
On his face there is never a frown
He gives all the kids candy
Dressed like Space Dandy
We rejoice when he comes to town.

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As a passenger on space alien craft
 

Souleater

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As a passenger on space alien craft
I must say there's a bit of a draft
 

Tigerhawk

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As a passenger on space alien craft
I must say there's a bit of a draft
Like the Hindenburg
 

ChasFink

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As a passenger on space alien craft
I must say there's a bit of a draft
Like the Hindenburg
It feels like a morgue
 

droogiefret

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As a passenger on space alien craft
I must say there's a bit of a draft
Like the Hindenburg
It feels like a morgue
It's so empty and, well, understaffed.

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If that waiter does not appear soon
 

IamSundog

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If that waiter does not appear soon
I’ll tell you the entire plot of Dune
 

Tigerhawk

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If that waiter does not appear soon
I’ll tell you the entire plot of Dune
In interpretive dance
 

Souleater

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If that waiter does not appear soon
I’ll tell you the entire plot of Dune
In interpretive dance
And a jousting lance
 

Tigerhawk

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If that waiter does not appear soon
I’ll tell you the entire plot of Dune
In interpretive dance
And a jousting lance
Drunkenly, under a full moon!

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When summoning a sasquatch
 

GNC

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When summoning a sasquatch
Please don't think to light a match
 

Souleater

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When summoning a sasquatch
Please don't think to light a match
As not many know
 
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