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Tigerhawk

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When summoning a sasquatch
Please don't think to light a match
As not many know
His unearthly glow
 

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When summoning a sasquatch
Please don't think to light a match
As not many know
His unearthly glow
Emanates mostly from his crotch

Tigerhawk’s ritual morning shave
 

Tigerhawk

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Tigerhawk’s ritual morning shave
Performed by his valet called Dave
Amongst other rites
 

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Tigerhawk’s ritual morning shave
Performed by his valet called Dave
Amongst other rites
Carried out wearing tights
 

Tigerhawk

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Tigerhawk’s ritual morning shave
Performed by his valet called Dave
Amongst other rites
Carried out wearing tights
All performed to music (New Wave)

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If you're into all things trashy
 

GNC

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If you're into all things trashy
I'm not surprised - look at your sashay
 

ChasFink

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If you're into all things trashy
I'm not surprised - look at your sashay
That affected walk
 

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If you're into all things trashy
I'm not surprised - look at your sashay
That affected walk
Makes the drag queens gawk
 

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If you're into all things trashy
I'm not surprised - look at your sashay
That affected walk
Makes the drag queens gawk
Leading anyone who watches astray

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I once saw a drag queen in Cromer
 

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I once saw a drag queen in Cromer
stage a version of the Iliad by Homer
 

Tigerhawk

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I once saw a drag queen in Cromer
stage a version of the Iliad by Homer
Who played all the parts
 

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I once saw a drag queen in Cromer
stage a version of the Iliad by Homer
Who played all the parts
And won all our hearts
 

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I once saw a drag queen in Cromer
stage a version of the Iliad by Homer
Who played all the parts
And won all our hearts
And gave everybody a boner

The great thing about yoga pants
 

GNC

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The great thing about yoga pants
Is that they'll even fit elephants
 

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The great thing about yoga pants
Is that they'll even fit elephants
With a muffin on top
 

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The great thing about yoga pants
Is that they'll even fit elephants
With a muffin on top
As both buttocks drop
 

Tigerhawk

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The great thing about yoga pants
Is that they'll even fit elephants
With a muffin on top
As both buttocks drop
Triggering one of Swifty's rants!

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Life as a nudist is easy
 
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ChasFink

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Life as a nudist is easy
I don't know why you think "sleazy!"
 

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Life as a nudist is easy
I don't know why you think "sleazy!"
No ironing needs done
 

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Life as a nudist is easy
I don't know why you think "sleazy!"
No ironing needs done
Except maybe your bum
 

Tigerhawk

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Life as a nudist is easy
I don't know why you think "sleazy!"
No ironing needs done
Except maybe your bum
When it becomes very breezy.

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Be careful of the crack of doom
 

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Be careful of the crack of doom
If you notice it join you on zoom
It opens quite wide
 

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Be careful of the crack of doom
If you notice it join you on zoom
It opens quite wide
There's nowhere to hide
 

Tigerhawk

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Be careful of the crack of doom
If you notice it join you on zoom
It opens quite wide
There's nowhere to hide
And envelopes you in its gloom.

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Worried? Worse things happen at sea.
 

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Worried? Worse things happen at sea.
An enormous kraken (angry!)
 

IamSundog

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Worried? Worse things happen at sea.
An enormous kraken (angry!)
With big hungry eyes
 

GNC

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Worried? Worse things happen at sea.
An enormous kraken (angry!)
With big hungry eyes
You between its thighs
 

droogiefret

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Worried? Worse things happen at sea.
An enormous kraken (angry!)
With big hungry eyes
You between its thighs
And you hoping it's just polyandry

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Those dating shows, where they strip off
 
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