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Souleater

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Those dating shows, where they strip off
Be they a plumber, nurse or even a toff
 

GNC

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Those dating shows, where they strip off
Be they a plumber, nurse or even a toff
Is the studio chilly?
 

Tigerhawk

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Those dating shows, where they strip off
Be they a plumber, nurse or even a toff
Is the studio chilly?
You're left feeling silly
 

IamSundog

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Those dating shows, where they strip off
Be they a plumber, nurse or even a toff
Is the studio chilly?
You're left feeling silly
When the doc holds your sack & makes you cough

When up close to a porcupine
 

Tigerhawk

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When up close to a porcupine
Be sure to offer some wine
To the great god Pan
 

Dinobot

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When up close to a porcupine
Be sure to offer some wine
To the great god Pan
And his hairy clan
 

feen5

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When up close to a porcupine
Be sure to offer some wine
To the great god Pan
And his hairy clan
and if that does not work try moonshine

When drunk off my skull on neat whiskey
 

Dinobot

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When drunk off my skull on neat whiskey
My thoughts turn to all things frisky
 

IamSundog

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When drunk off my skull on neat whiskey
My thoughts turn to all things frisky
I whip out my tools
 

ChasFink

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When drunk off my skull on neat whiskey
My thoughts turn to all things frisky
I whip out my tools
And pity the fools
 

GNC

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When drunk off my skull on neat whiskey
My thoughts turn to all things frisky
I whip out my tools
And pity the fools
As I talk to my new friend the piskie.

***

Guess what I saw at the bottom of the garden
 

ChasFink

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Guess what I saw at the bottom of the garden
A beautiful sight that made part of me harden
 

Tigerhawk

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Guess what I saw at the bottom of the garden
A beautiful sight that made part of me harden
A lady from Venus
 

IamSundog

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Guess what I saw at the bottom of the garden
A beautiful sight that made part of me harden
A lady from Venus
Man, you should have seen us
 

feen5

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Guess what I saw at the bottom of the garden
A beautiful sight that made part of me harden
A lady from Venus
Man, you should have seen us
If you did then I do beg your pardon

Its fun to show off all your bits
 

Tigerhawk

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It's fun to show off all your bits
When you're at the end of your wits
 

escargot

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It's fun to show off all your bits
When you're at the end of your wits
Just whip off that bra
 

ChasFink

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It's fun to show off all your bits
When you're at the end of your wits
Just whip off that bra
And you'll find - Voila! -
 

GNC

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It's fun to show off all your bits
When you're at the end of your wits
Just whip off that bra
And you'll find - Voila! -
Something else we hope that fits.

***

I now walk upside down on my head
 

Tigerhawk

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I now walk upside down on my head
When i enter my low ceiling shed
And drunk as a skunk
 

Tigerhawk

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I now walk upside down on my head
When i enter my low ceiling shed
And drunk as a skunk
Hidden in a trunk
 

feen5

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I now walk upside down on my head
When i enter my low ceiling shed
And drunk as a skunk
Hidden in a trunk
I feel an increasing sense of dread

Please remove your hand from my Shorts
 

escargot

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Please remove your hand from my Shorts
And stop feeling my genital warts
 

IamSundog

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Please remove your hand from my Shorts
And stop feeling my genital warts
And delete all those vids
 

Trevp666

It was like that when I got here.........honest!!!
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Please remove your hand from my Shorts
And stop feeling my genital warts
And delete all those vids
Of testicular cryptids
 

Tigerhawk

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Please remove your hand from my Shorts
And stop feeling my genital warts
And delete all those vids
Of testicular cryptids
Hanging about with your cohorts!

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And now, regarding your Y-Fronts
 

escargot

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And now, regarding your Y-Fronts
Which you're waving at overtaking punts
 

GNC

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And now, regarding your Y-Fronts
Which you're waving at overtaking punts
We know you're not sick
 
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