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Tigerhawk

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And now, regarding your Y-Fronts
Which you're waving at overtaking punts
We know you're not sick
You're just ultra slick
 

ChasFink

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And now, regarding your Y-Fronts
Which you're waving at overtaking punts
We know you're not sick
You're just ultra slick
(Just insert any line ending in "c**ts")

I prefer not to wear underwear
 

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I prefer not to wear underwear
And just let people stop and stare
 

GNC

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I prefer not to wear underwear
And just let people stop and stare
Marvel at my jiggle
 

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I prefer not to wear underwear
And just let people stop and stare
Marvel at my jiggle
And though some may giggle
 

feen5

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I prefer not to wear underwear
And just let people stop and stare
Marvel at my jiggle
And though some may giggle
it gives most a really good scare

Its best not to pack a g string
 

escargot

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It's best not to pack a g string
For piranha-observation snorkelling
 

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It's best not to pack a g string
For piranha-observation snorkelling
For a bite on the bum
 

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It's best not to pack a g string
For piranha-observation snorkelling
For a bite on the bum
May be thrilling to some
 

GNC

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It's best not to pack a g string
For piranha-observation snorkelling
For a bite on the bum
May be thrilling to some
But it's makes far more than your ears ring.

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I've a government approved headless horse
 

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I've a government approved headless horse
That has a strange melty alien force
 

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I've a government approved headless horse
That has a strange melty alien force
"A fake!", you say? Neigh!
 

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I've a government approved headless horse
That has a strange melty alien force
"A fake!", you say? Neigh!
On Santa's new sleigh
 
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Dinobot

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I've a government approved headless horse
That has a strange melty alien force
"A fake!", you say? Neigh!
On Santa's new sleigh
It is all just par for the course.

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It's a tub of festering nobs!
 

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It's a tub of festering nobs!
Do not be tempted to use as key fobs!
 

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It's a tub of festering nobs!
Do not be tempted to use as key fobs!
But they make nice hors d’oeuvres
 

ChasFink

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It's a tub of festering nobs!
Do not be tempted to use as key fobs!
But they make nice hors d’oeuvres
'Though they get on your nerves
 

GNC

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It's a tub of festering nobs!
Do not be tempted to use as key fobs!
But they make nice hors d’oeuvres
'Though they get on your nerves
As long as you don't mind the sobs.

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At Eurovision I've finally been banned
 

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At Eurovision I've finally been banned
Because my cheering got out of hand
 

escargot

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At Eurovision I've finally been banned
Because my cheering got out of hand
And waving Feen's pants
 

Tigerhawk

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At Eurovision I've finally been banned
Because my cheering got out of hand
And waving Feen's pants
During Jedwards rants
 

feen5

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At Eurovision I've finally been banned
Because my cheering got out of hand
And waving Feen's pants
During Jedwards rants
resulted in me being held on remand

All the acts on this show are quite naff
 

Peripart

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All the acts on this show are quite naff
I'd much prefer Edith Piaf
 

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All the acts on this show are quite naff
I'd much prefer Edith Piaf
Its all very kitsch
 

Tigerhawk

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All the acts on this show are naff
I'd much prefer Edith Piaf
It's all very kitsch
For the nouveau riche
 

GNC

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All the acts on this show are naff
I'd much prefer Edith Piaf
It's all very kitsch
For the nouveau riche
I'm sure I just saw a giraffe.

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Let's find out who has the loudest voice
 

Tigerhawk

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Let's find out who has the loudest voice
Brian Blessed is my first choice
 

ChasFink

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Let's find out who has the loudest voice
Brian Blessed is my first choice
He is quite forceful
 

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Let's find out who has the loudest voice
Brian Blessed is my first choice
He is quite forceful
But his feet are most awful
 

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Let's find out who has the loudest voice
Brian Blessed is my first choice
He is quite forceful
But his feet are most awful
And he drives in that beat up Rolls Royce

My car is a bona fide antique
 
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