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Souleater

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My car is a bona fide antique
It's not whst the yoof would call 'fleek'
 

ChasFink

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My car is a bona fide antique
It's not whst the yoof would call 'fleek'
It's a real struggle buggy
 

GNC

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My car is a bona fide antique
It's not whst the yoof would call 'fleek'
It's a real struggle buggy
When the weather's muggy
 

Dinobot

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My car is a bona fide antique
t's not what the yoof would call 'fleek'
It's a real struggle buggy
When the weather's muggy
But at least it is very sleek!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Feeling trim, taut and terrific?
 

Souleater

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Feeling trim, taut and terrific?
I feel i could swim the Pacific
 

IamSundog

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Feeling trim, taut and terrific?
I feel i could swim the Pacific
Then run 50K
 

escargot

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Feeling trim, taut and terrific?
I feel i could swim the Pacific
Then run 50K
Pulling Feen on a sleigh
 

GNC

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Feeling trim, taut and terrific?
I feel i could swim the Pacific
Then run 50K
Pulling Feen on a sleigh
On second thoughts, that sounds horrific.

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Doing coke on international TV
 

Souleater

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Doing coke on international TV
No! Honestly guv it wasn't me
 

escargot

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Doing coke on international TV
No! Honestly guv it wasn't me
It was sherbert, I swear,
 

IamSundog

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Doing coke on international TV
No! Honestly guv it wasn't me
It was sherbert, I swear,
That I snorted up there
 

ChasFink

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Doing coke on international TV
No! Honestly guv it wasn't me
It was sherbert, I swear,
That I snorted up there
Here's a Thudichum speculum - look and see!

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Pot's now legal to smoke in my state
 

IamSundog

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Pot's now legal to smoke in my state
I’m heading there now - I can’t wait!
 

Souleater

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Pot's now legal to smoke in my state
I’m heading there now - I can’t wait!
I'll roll a big spliff
 

GNC

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Pot's now legal to smoke in my state
I’m heading there now - I can’t wait!
I'll roll a big spliff
So I can't tell the diff
 

feen5

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Pot's now legal to smoke in my state
I’m heading there now - I can’t wait!
I'll roll a big spliff
So I can't tell the diff
between me and a hairy primate

I've taken to swinging through trees
 

GNC

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I've taken to swinging through trees
I just love feel of the breeze
 

escargot

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I've taken to swinging through trees
I just love feel of the breeze
During jubilant frolics


:chuckle:
 

Souleater

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I've taken to swinging through trees
I just love feel of the breeze
During jubilant frolics
The wind on my bollocks


(Someone had to)
 

ChasFink

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I've taken to swinging through trees
I just love feel of the breeze
During jubilant frolics
The wind on my bollocks
Can really feel like quite a tease
...

Bonobos, I've heard, are quite randy
 

escargot

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Bonobos, I've heard, are quite randy
One offered @ChasFink a hand shandy
 

Peripart

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Bonobos, I've heard, are quite randy
One offered @ChasFink a hand shandy
But Chas said "No thanks!"
 

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Bonobos, I've heard, are quite randy
One offered @ChasFink a hand shandy
But Chas said "No thanks!"
Id prefer to have spanks
 

Tigerhawk

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Bonobos, I've heard, are quite randy
One offered @ChasFink a hand shandy
But Chas said "No thanks!"
I'd prefer to have spanks
From the lovely bearded Mandy!

_____________________________________________________

As I stand here clutching my pearls
 

Peripart

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As I stand here clutching my pearls
I long to be one of the girls
 

Souleater

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As I stand here clutching my pearls
I long to be one of the girls
To be happy and twee
 

escargot

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As I stand here clutching my pearls
I long to be one of the girls
To be happy and twee
And sit down to wee
 

feen5

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As I stand here clutching my pearls
I long to be one of the girls
To be happy and twee
And sit down to wee
While I fashion my hair into curls

All I can hear is the snickers
 

escargot

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All I can hear is the snickers
When I swear I can hold all those liquors
 

Souleater

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All I can hear is the snickers
When I swear I can hold all those liquors
Then i fall on the floor
 
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