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My iguana is my lifelong pal
We go swimming in the Grand Canal
 

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My iguana is my lifelong pal
We go swimming in the Grand Canal
Sunbathe on sandy banks
 

escargot

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My iguana is my lifelong pal
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Give each other friendly



Oh sorry, it's not my line.
 

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My iguana is my lifelong pal
We go swimming in the Grand Canal
Sunbathe on sandy banks
Makes a change from fish tanks
 

IamSundog

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My iguana is my lifelong pal
We go swimming in the Grand Canal
Sunbathe on sandy banks
Makes a change from fish tanks
Then he ups and steals my best gal

My upcoming cosmetic operation
 

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My upcoming cosmetic operation
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A small tuck here
 

Peripart

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My upcoming cosmetic operation
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A small tuck here
A bit off the rear
 

escargot

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A small tuck here
A bit off the rear
Finished off with a discreet bifurcation!

My body is a great work of art
 

feen5

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100 decibels you'll find
Has just destroyed this Cromer tart.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

According to these here tea leaves
 

IamSundog

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According to these here tea leaves
The government is crawling with thieves
 

GNC

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According to these here tea leaves
The government is crawling with thieves
And the coffee grounds say
 

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According to these here tea leaves
The government is crawling with thieves
And the coffee grounds say
That all of us pay
 

Nosmo King

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According to these here tea leaves
The government is crawling with thieves
And the coffee grounds say
That all of us pay
But these predictions often deceive

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A shaggy dog once confided in me
 

Tigerhawk

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A shaggy dog once confided in me
A tale, highly detailed, with glee
About his sausages
 

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A shaggy dog once confided in me
A tale, highly detailed, with glee
About his sausages
and how he tosses his
 

IamSundog

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A shaggy dog once confided in me
A tale, highly detailed, with glee
About his sausages
and how he tosses his
Lunch on the good upholstery

My cat likes to bring home small creatures
 

Tigerhawk

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My cat likes to bring home small creatures
With strange and Fortean features
 

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My cat likes to bring home small creatures
With strange and Fortean features
From mice with long necks
 

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My cat likes to bring home small creatures
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Mice with long necks
Singing like T-Rex
 

GNC

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My cat likes to bring home small creatures
With strange and Fortean features
From mice with long necks
Singing like T-Rex
They have so much they can teach us.

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You'll avoid strong wind if you're smart
 

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You'll avoid strong wind if you're smart
If you can't, stand down-wind for a start
 

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You'll avoid strong wind if you're smart
If you can't, stand down-wind for a start
And breathe deep the effluvia
 

escargot

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You'll avoid strong wind if you're smart
If you can't, stand down-wind for a start
And breathe deep the effluvia
The aroma will move ya
 

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You'll avoid strong wind if you're smart
If you can't, stand down-wind for a start
And breathe deep the effluvia
The aroma will move ya
They'll move you away in a cart.

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Just who gets anal probed these days?
 

IamSundog

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Just who gets anal probed these days?
Everyone! Males and females, straights, gays
 
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