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GNC

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Just who gets anal probed these days?
Everyone! Males and females, straights, gays
And the results of it
 

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Just who gets anal probed these days?
Everyone! Males and females, straights, gays
And the results of it
We're full of shit!
 

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Just who gets anal probed these days?
Everyone! Males and females, straights, gays
And the results of it
We're full of shit!
but immune to the effects of their rays

I've been shot by a Venusian Ray Gun
 

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I’ve been shot by a Venusian Ray Gun
That was wielded by Carl Sagan
 

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I’ve been shot by a Venusian Ray Gun
That was wielded by Carl Sagan
He fired fast
 

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I've been shot by a Venusian Ray Gun
That was wielded by Carl Sagan
He fired fast
At he who laughs last
 

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I've been shot by a Venusian Ray Gun
That was wielded by Carl Sagan
He fired fast
At he who laughs last
Then apologised: he thought you were pagan.

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I swear there's a pig loose in here!
 

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I swear there's a pig loose in here!
Someone's grunting and swilling my beer!
 

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I swear there's a pig loose in here!
Someone's grunting and swilling my beer!
The smell is so vile
 

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Someone's grunting and swilling my beer
The smell is so vile
Presented sans style
 

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@escargot has learned a new trick
Time travel on a pogo stick
The higher the bounce
The more deadly the pounce
On an Exxon Valdez oil slick!

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@escargot's wild new garlic butter
 

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@escargot's wild new garlic butter
Is so strong it will make you splutter
Good for what ails you
 

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@escargot's wild new garlic butter
Is so strong it will make you splutter
Good for what ails you
And it never fails you
 

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@escargot's wild new garlic butter
Is so strong it will make you splutter
Good for what ails you
And it never fails you
You’re sure to end up in the gutter

The postponement of gratification
 

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The postponement of gratification
leads to many an altercation
 

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The postponement of gratification
leads to many an altercation
Even instant's frustrating
 

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The postponement of gratification
leads to many an altercation
Even instant's frustrating
Amidst passion pulsating
 

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The postponement of gratification
leads to many an altercation
Even instant's frustrating
Amidst passion pulsating
When your partner lacks imagination

There’s nothing I find so exciting
 

GNC

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There’s nothing I find so exciting
As my own beautiful handwriting
 

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There’s nothing I find so exciting
As my own beautiful handwriting
A flowing cursive
 

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There’s nothing I find so exciting
As my own beautiful handwriting
A flowing cursive
Crafting verses subversive
 

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There’s nothing I find so exciting
As my own beautiful handwriting
A flowing cursive
Crafting verses subversive
with a wit that's positively biting

When composing a subtle Haiku
 

GNC

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When composing a subtle Haiku
I realised there's nobody like you
 
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