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IamSundog

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When composing a subtle Haiku
I realised there's nobody like you
To provide inspiration
 

ChasFink

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When composing a subtle Haiku
I realised there's nobody like you
To provide inspiration
To the Japanese nation
 

Tigerhawk

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When composing a suitable haiku
I realised there's nobody like yoe
To proved insperation
To the Japanese nation
Than some bumpkin in the Bayou!

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When drunk and covered in feathers
 

IamSundog

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When drunk and covered in feathers
And tied to the bed with silk tethers
 

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When drunk and covered in feathers
And tied to the bed with silk tethers
Afternoon Delight!
 

GNC

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When drunk and covered in feathers
And tied to the bed with silk tethers
Afternoon Delight!
Don't give us a fright!
 

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When drunk and covered in feathers
And tied to the bed with silk tethers
Afternoon Delight!
Don't give us a fright!
its better than being out in all weathers

When indulging in carnal delights
 

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When indulging in carnal delights
best they say to turn out the lights
 

IamSundog

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When indulging in carnal delights
best they say to turn out the lights
So you don’t have to see
 

escargot

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When indulging in carnal delights
best they say to turn out the lights
So you don’t have to see
Sundog making whoopee
 

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When indulging in carnal delights
best they say to turn out the lights
So you don’t have to see
Sundog making whoopee
Dressed in high heels and flesh coloured tights

When starting a romantic adventure
 

escargot

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When starting a romantic adventure
Remember to pop out your denture
 

ChasFink

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When starting a romantic adventure
Remember to pop out your denture
The effect on your lips
 

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When starting a romantic adventure
Remember to pop out your denture
The effect on your lips
Makes them taste like turnips
 

IamSundog

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When starting a romantic adventure
Remember to pop out your denture
The effect on your lips
Makes them taste like turnips
Not exactly a first rate lust quencher

@escargot’s peculiar peccadillo
 

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@escargot's peculiar peccadillo
Cake! Shaped like an armidillo!


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GNC

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@escargot's peculiar peccadillo
Cake! Shaped like an armidillo!
She delights in each morsel
It reminds her of borstal
 

IamSundog

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@escargot's peculiar peccadillo
Cake! Shaped like an armidillo!
She delights in each morsel
It reminds her of borstal
And she sleeps with some under her pillow

There’s something I urgently need
 

Dinobot

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There's something I urgently need
So get on your velocipede
Fetch me chocolate!
 

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There's something I urgently need
So get on your velocipede
Fetch me chocolate!
Not just one bar mate!
 

Dinobot

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There's something I urgently need
So get on you velocipede
Fetch me chocolate!
Not just one bar mate!
Then let's watch Human Centipede!

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Viewing a video nasty?
 

feen5

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Viewing a video nasty?
While eating a Cornish Pasty
 

ChasFink

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Viewing a video nasty?
While eating a Cornish Pasty
The effect on your tummy
 

IamSundog

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Viewing a video nasty?
While eating a Cornish Pasty
The effect on your tummy
Is like that scene from The Mummy
 

GNC

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Viewing a video nasty?
While eating a Cornish Pasty
The effect on your tummy
Is like that scene from The Mummy
You'll belch out insects pretty fast, eh?

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Making outsider music's a breeze
 

Nosmo King

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Making outsider music's a breeze
You can even incorperate a sneeze
 

escargot

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Making outsider music's a breeze
You can even incorporate a sneeze
Or the odd botty-burp
 
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