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Nosmo King

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I need help for what I've just seen
It makes my eyes feel unclean
 

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I need help for what I've just seen
It makes my eyes feel unclean
If I screw them up tight
 

escargot

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I need help for what I've just seen
It makes my eyes feel unclean
If I screw them up tight
Then scrub them all night
 

IamSundog

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I need help for what I've just seen
It makes my eyes feel unclean
If I screw them up tight
Then scrub them all night
I’ll recover from looking at feen

I received a surprise in the mail
 

ChasFink

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I received a surprise in the mail
Which I tried to return - no avail
 

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I received a surprise in the mail
Which I tried to return - no avail
The policies, postal,
to regions, coastal,
 

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I received a surprise in the mail
Which I tried to return - no avail
The policies, postal,
to regions, coastal,
I'd be as well to send it by snail.

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My mirror's reflection looks strange
 

escargot

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My mirror's reflection looks strange
It's full moon - I'm starting to change
 

IamSundog

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My mirror's reflection looks strange
It's full moon - I'm starting to change
I love my new coif
 

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Broadcasting from the moon...
My mirror's reflection looks strange
It's full moon - I'm starting to change
I love my new coif
Virgins blood? Let's quaff!
 

Nosmo King

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My mirror's reflection looks strange
It's full moon - I'm starting to change
I love my new coif
Virgins blood? Let's quaff!
And I'll try to get rid of this mange

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Music these days is hard on my ears
 

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Music these days is hard on my ears
Ed and Taylor just leave me in tears
 

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Music these days is hard on my ears
Ed and Taylor just leave me in tears
Now, your John Lee Hookers
 

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Music these days is hard on my ears
Ed and Taylor just leave me in tears
Now, your John Lee Hookers
Wipe the floor with those f**kers
 

ChasFink

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Music these days is hard on my ears
Ed and Taylor just leave me in tears
Now, your John Lee Hookers
Wipe the floor with those f**kers
But of course he's no Britney Spears.

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Ragtime is my favorite sound
 

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Ragtime is my favourite sound
Now watch as I gyrate around
 

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Ragtime is my favourite sound
Now watch as I gyrate around
Do the Tiger Rag!
 

GNC

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Ragtime is my favourite sound
Now watch as I gyrate around
Do the Tiger Rag!
Or the plastic bag!
 

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Ragtime is my favourite sound
Now watch as I gyrate around
Do the Tiger Rag!
Or the plastic bag!
My moves are likely to astound

I think I've dislocated my hip
 

Tigerhawk

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I think I've dislocated my hip
By cartwheeling in the nip
My "bits" caused a black eye
 

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I think I've dislocated my hip
By cartwheeling in the nip
My "bits" caused a black eye
I've now got so slack, I
 

Tigerhawk

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I think I've dislocated my hip
By cartwheeling in the nip
My "bits" caused a black eye
I've now got so slack,I
Must stop before they cause me to slip!

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Shall we trip the light fantastic?
 
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Shall we trip the light fantastic?
Or dance in a style that's more drastic
 

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Shall we trip the light fantastic?
Or dance in a style that's more drastic
La Danse Apache!
 

GNC

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Shall we trip the light fantastic?
Or dance in a style that's more drastic
La Danse Apache!
Hey, that's quite catchy!
 

IamSundog

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Shall we trip the light fantastic?
Or dance in a style that's more drastic
La Danse Apache!
Hey, that's quite catchy!
But I’m tangled in my pants elastic

Let me show you the view from my room
 

Nosmo King

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Let me show you the view from my room
But not in person, only on zoom
 

Tigerhawk

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Let me show you the view from my room
But not in person, only on zoom
Ignore the vultures
 
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