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ChasFink

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Let me show you the view from my room
But not in person, only on zoom
Ignore the vultures
And the high-powered mulchers
 

Tigerhawk

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Let me show you the view from my room
But not in person, only on zoom
Ignore the vultures
And the high-powered mulchers
Just enjoy the oppressive gloom!

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I propose a toast! To evil!
 

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I propose a toast! To evil!
So you can dress like Cruella DeVille?
 

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I propose a toast! To evil!
So you can dress like Cruella DeVille?
A dalmation-spot bra
 

Nosmo King

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I propose a toast! To evil!
So you can dress like Cruella DeVille?
A dalmation-spot bra
And a kick-ass car
 

ChasFink

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I propose a toast! To evil!
So you can dress like Cruella DeVille?
A dalmation-spot bra
And a kick-ass car
And party with Jimmy Savile

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I feel guilty, but innocent I plead
 

Nosmo King

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I feel guilty, but innocent I plead
I don't have an alibi, which I need
 

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I feel guilty, but innocent I plead
I don't have an alibi, which I need
You really should sweat
 

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I feel guilty, but innocent I plead
I don't have an alibi, which I need
You really should sweat
The DA’s veiled threat
 

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I feel guilty, but innocent I plead
I don't have an alibi, which I need
You really should sweat
The DA's veiled threat
A strange use of an anal bead!

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That sure will make the eyes water!
 

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That sure will make the eyes water!
After swimming with your very own pet otter
 

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That sure will make the eyes water!
After swimming with your very own pet otter
The sting of chlorine
 

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That sure will make the eyes water!
After swimming with your very own pet otter
The sting of chlorine
While sining "Jolene"
 

ChasFink

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That sure will make the eyes water!
After swimming with your very own pet otter
The sting of chlorine
While sining "Jolene"
Will not ever earn my imprimatur.

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An ocelot's my kind of pet
 

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An ocelot's my kind of pet
Its fur is so sleek when it’s wet
 

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An ocelot's my kind of pet
but its odour's quite distinct when wet
 

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oops you beat me to it

An ocelot's my kind of pet
Its fur is so sleek when it’s wet
the shape of its snout
 

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An ocelot's my kind of pet
Its fur is so sleek when it’s wet
the shape of its snout
And that saucy pout
 

escargot

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An ocelot's my kind of pet
Its fur is so sleek when it’s wet
the shape of its snout
And that saucy pout
Though I haven't managed to capture one yet!

So I've decided to keep a pet Feen
 

Tigerhawk

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So I've decided to keep a pet Feen
Even though the smell is obscene
 

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So I've decided to keep a pet Feen
Even though the smell is obscene
And it cannot be trained
 

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So I've decided to keep a pet Feen
Even though the smell is obscene
And it cannot be trained
Stubbornness? Ingrained!
 

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So I've decided to keep a pet Feen
Even though the smell is obscene
And it cannot be trained
Stubbornness? Ingrained!
But good company for an Irish colleen.

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Was I in trouble when they chopped off my head?
 

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Was I in trouble when they chopped off my head
When I was in @Yithian's bed
 

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Was I in trouble when they chopped off my head
When I was in @Yithian's bed
As my loose noggin tumbled
 

ChasFink

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Was I in trouble when they chopped off my head
When I was in @Yithian's bed
As my loose noggin tumbled
Someone said that I mumbled
 

escargot

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Was I in trouble when they chopped off my head
When I was in @Yithian's bed
As my loose noggin tumbled
Someone said that I mumbled
'This goes STRAIGHT on the Limericks thread!'

So off rolled my head down the street
 

Nosmo King

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So off rolled my head down the street
Like Vivians in 'The Young Ones' repeat
 

Dinobot

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So off rolled my head down the street
Like Vivian's in 'Thee Young Ones' repeat
A cutting remark
 

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So off rolled my head down the street
Like Vivian's in 'Thee Young Ones' repeat
A cutting remark
What's that sound? A bark?
 
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