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Dinobot

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Engaging in debauchery?
Best not do it on the porch, you see
Afternoon delight
 

IamSundog

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Engaging in debauchery?
Best not do it on the porch, you see
Afternoon delight
Is not a public sight
 

Tigerhawk

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Engaging in debauchery?
Best not do it on the porch, you see
Afternoon delight
Is not a public sight
In your birthday suit finery.

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Quietly getting your freak on?
 

GNC

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Quietly getting your freak on?
Wondrin' where limerick syllables have gone?
 

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Quietly getting your freak on?
Wondrin' where limerick syllables have gone?
Come, let’s not be pedantic
 

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Quietly getting your freak on?
Wondrin' where limerick syllables have gone?
Come, let’s not be pedantic
It would drive @ChasFink frantic
 

Dinobot

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Quietly getting your freak on?
Wonderin' where limerick syllables have gone?
Come on. let's not be pedantic
It would drive @ChasFink frantic
And make him get his geek on...

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Your Honour, is that as gimp suit?
 

escargot

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Your Honour, is that a gimp suit?
You are bringing the Law into disrepute!
 

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Your Honour, is that a gimp suit?
You are bringing the Law into disrepute!
I swear on the bible
 

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Your Honour, is that a gimp suit?
You are bringing the Law into disrepute!
I swear on the bible
As you face the libel
 

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Your Honour, is that a gimp suit?
You are bringing the Law into disrepute!
I swear on the bible
As you face the libel
That, on you, it looks rather cute

There’s something crawling up your back
 

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There's something crawling up your back
And it is picking up the slack
 

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There's something crawling up your back
And it is picking up the slack
From way down under
 

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There's something crawling up your back
And it is picking up the slack
From way down under
It must have made a blunder
 

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There's something crawling up your back
And it is picking up the slack
From way down under
It must have made a blunder
But it's good for curing your plaque.

***

I've decided to go back to bed
 

Tigerhawk

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I've decided to go back to bed
To avoid that man from Simply Red
 

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I've decided to go back to bed
To avoid that man from Simply Red
Are you taking the Mick?
 

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I've decided to go back to bed
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Are you taking the Mick?
Because he's not that slick
 

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I've decided to go back to bed
To avoid that man from Simply Red
Are you taking the Mick?
Because he's not that slick
Could be Worse it might be Right Said Fred

If you think your to sexy for your shirt
 

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(Spelling adjusted to what I think was meant)

If you think you're too sexy for your shirt
Please try on this nice fuchsia skirt
 

GNC

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If you think you're too sexy for your shirt
Please try on this nice fuchsia skirt
With these stiletto heels
 

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If you think you're too sexy for your shirt
Please try on this nice fuchsia skirt
With these stiletto heels
You know how good it feels
 

IamSundog

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If you think you're too sexy for your shirt
Please try on this nice fuchsia skirt
With these stiletto heels
You know how good it feels
To grind suitors’ faces in the dirt

Now, some get turned on by abuse
 

pelgrane

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If you think you're too sexy for your shirt
Please try on this nice fuchsia skirt
With these stiletto heels
You know how good it feels
To grind suitors’ faces in the dirt

Now, some get turned on by abuse
Or, others, a rather plump goose
 

Dinobot

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Now, some get turned on by abuse
Or, others, a rather plump goose
But if you fancy a duck
Meet me in my truck
 

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Now, some get turned on by abuse
Or, others, a rather plump goose
But if you fancy a duck
Meet me in my truck
It's the Ford F-150 colored puce
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That wombat is one sexy thing
 

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That wombat is a sexy thing
Said a drunken @ChasFink, panting
 

Dinobot

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That wombat is a s sexy thing
Said a drunken @ChasFink, panting
Its cute furry snout
Makes me want to pout
 
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