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GNC

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That wombat is a s sexy thing
Said a drunken @ChasFink, panting
Its cute furry snout
Makes me want to pout
And its cube-shaped poo's exciting.

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I now refer to t'wisdom of the scrolls
 

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I now refer to t'wisdom of the scrolls
So I can meet some beautiful trolls
 

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I now refer to t'wisdom of the scrolls
So I can meet some beautiful trolls
And troglodytes maybe?
 

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I now refer to t'wisdom of the scrolls
So I can meet some beautiful trolls
And troglodytes maybe?
We could conceive a baby
 

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I now refer to t'wisdom of the scrolls
So I can meet some beautiful trolls
And troglodytes maybe?
We could conceive a baby
even if it damns our immortal souls

While floating about on cloud nine
 

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While floating about on clouds nine
I did something quite asinine
 

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While floating about on clouds nine
I did something quite asinine
When I spotted a bra
 

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While floating about on clouds nine
I did something quite asinine
When I spotted a bra
On me dear old Ma
 

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While floating about on clouds nine
I did something quite asinine
When I spotted a bra
On me dear old Ma
I began to wonder if she's fine?

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When I jumped from the plane with the loot
 

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When I jumped from the plane with the loot
I thought "Wait - am I wearing a 'chute?"
 

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When I jumped from the plane with the loot
I thought "Wait - am I wearing a 'chute?"
It turns out I was not
 

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When I jumped from the plane with the loot
I thought "Wait - am I wearing a 'chute?"
It turns out I was not
And my burial plot
 

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When I jumped from the plane with the loot
I thought "Wait - am I wearing a 'chute?"
It turns out I was not
And my burial plot
As a concern for me, is now moot

I wish to be buried at sea
 

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I wish to be buried at sea
Just heave that big box off the quay
 

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I wish to be buried at sea
Just heave that big box off the quay
I'll float off with the fish
 

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Just heave that big box of the quay
I'll float off with the fish
And grant them a wish
 

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I wish to be buried at sea
Just heave that big box of the quay
I'll float off with the fish
And grant them a wish
Of an excellent dinner called me.
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I once met a huge manta ray
 

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I once met a huge manta ray
Who put on a racy display
 

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I once met a huge manta ray
Who put on a racy display
As it rippled its fins
 

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I once met a huge manta ray
Who put on a racy display
As it rippled its fins
I gave in to strange sins
 

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I once met a huge manta ray
Who put on a racy display
As it rippled its fins
I gave in to strange sins
With lube and a passing moray!

I rowed out to the famed Dogger Bank
 

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I rowed out to the famed Dogger Bank
But left quickly, as it stank
 

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I rowed out to the famed Dogger Bank
But left quickly, as it stank
The plankton decaying
 

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I rowed out to the famed Dogger Bank
But left quickly, as it stank
The plankton decaying
There's no way I'm staying
 

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I rowed out to the famed Dogger Bank
But left quickly, as it stank
The plankton decaying
There's no way I'm staying
So I’ll just head home for a wank

Some folks display certain proclivities
 

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For romantic activities
 

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Some folk display certain proclivities
For romantic activities
They've all read THAT book
 

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Some folk display certain proclivities
For romantic activities
They've all read THAT book
"Please Engage My Nook"
 

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Some folk display certain proclivities
For romantic activities
They've all read THAT book
"Please Engage My Nook"
For Christ's sake, it's time for Nativities!

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Do you believe Christmas comes too early?
 

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Do you believe Christmas comes too early?
Does it make you feel mildly surly?
 
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