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IamSundog

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Do you believe Christmas comes too early?
Does it make you feel mildly surly?
Want to stomp Santa’s ass?
 

Dinobot

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Do you believe Christmas has come to early?
Does it make you feel mildly surly?
Want to stomp Santa's ass?
While Shouting "You shall not pass!"?
 

escargot

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Do you believe Christmas has come to early?
Does it make you feel mildly surly?
Want to stomp Santa's ass?
While Shouting "You shall not pass!"?
Then rip out his every last short and curly?

This year there's no turkey or booze
 

Dinobot

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This year there's no turkey or booze
But we will still certainly flooze
 

IamSundog

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This year there's no turkey or booze
But we will still certainly flooze
With bologna and cider
 

ChasFink

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This year there's no turkey or booze
But we will still certainly flooze
With bologna and cider
Our waists will grow wider
 

GNC

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This year there's no turkey or booze
But we will still certainly flooze
With bologna and cider
Our waists will grow wider
And no longer will we see our shoes.

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That toy singing cactus just swore
 

IamSundog

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That toy singing cactus just swore
In Polish - and I say "no more!"
Now in Russian, well maybe
 
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