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There are close to two billion Christians in the world. With a statistical base that large there are surely going to be Christians who believe that they are five-headed octopoid canaries from Strontium-Six, appointed by God to kill anybody who so much as whispers "Rosebud."
But I don't see how that makes Christians any more violent or crazy than any other group of similar size.
But having said that here is my own favorite "Mad Christians" story, which hit the news approximately 30 years ago. Police in a Midwestern US city were called to a house by neighbors complaining of gunfire erupting from inside. Upon entering the house the cops discovered that a man and his wife had been fighting their own private war, firing revolvers at each other from behind various pieces of furniture, declaring temporary truces for only long enough to reload before blasting each other again.
The walls were pocked with bullet holes. The window panes had all been shot out. The furniture was quickly being turned into kindling.
But the two people doing the shooting were both entirely unharmed.
What was the argument about?
Over which of them had lead to most souls to Jesus!
There are close to two billion Christians in the world. With a statistical base that large there are surely going to be Christians who believe that they are five-headed octopoid canaries from Strontium-Six, appointed by God to kill anybody who so much as whispers "Rosebud."
But I don't see how that makes Christians any more violent or crazy than any other group of similar size.
But having said that here is my own favorite "Mad Christians" story, which hit the news approximately 30 years ago. Police in a Midwestern US city were called to a house by neighbors complaining of gunfire erupting from inside. Upon entering the house the cops discovered that a man and his wife had been fighting their own private war, firing revolvers at each other from behind various pieces of furniture, declaring temporary truces for only long enough to reload before blasting each other again.
The walls were pocked with bullet holes. The window panes had all been shot out. The furniture was quickly being turned into kindling.
But the two people doing the shooting were both entirely unharmed.
What was the argument about?
Over which of them had lead to most souls to Jesus!