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Male Genital Mutilation (Other Than Circumcision)

I can picture the scene at the golf club.
"What's your handicap?"
"I don't have a willy anymore."

Wife 'cut off husband's penis and flushed it down the loo because he spent too much time on the golf course'
She is said to have attacked the 50-year-old with a kitchen knife as he slept - but stunned neighbours told cops the couple appeared to have a 'good relationship'

BYMYDRIM JONES
  • 09:58, 2 SEP 2017
  • UPDATED19:30, 2 SEP 2017
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The wife is said to have castrated man because he spent too much time playing golf (Image: Moment RF)
A wife allegedly cut off her husband's penis because he spent too much time playing golf.

She is said to have attacked the 50-year-old with a kitchen knife as he slept before flushing his manhood down their loo.


Stunned neighbours told cops the couple appeared to have a good relationship.

But the wife, 54 - referred to as Mrs Kim - reportedly confessed to officers that her old man had ignored her.

He had also been violent against her in Yeosu, South Korea, she claimed.

etc

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/wife-cut-husbands-penis-flushed-11098874
 
The article said he'd been castrated, but cutting off a penis is not castration. Poor journalism strikes again.
 
A slight tangent and don't think I've mentioned this before. I know a bloke whose mistress tied him by his knackers to a hook on the inside of a van (with no windows in the back!) and drove him fast over bumps and round corners in New York. he loved it and apparently still has his knackers.
 
What are we going to do with cheating wives? Araldite?
 
Woman, 21, 'squeezed boyfriend's genitals until they bled in row over her texting old pal'

www.dailystar.co.uk

A WOMAN has been arrested for allegedly squeezing her boyfriend’s testicles so hard they bled.
Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested on June 4th at a home in Indian Harbour Beach, Orlando, Florida, after cops responded to a call reporting an asssault. Pitchford and the victim were living together and had been dating for almost three years when her boyfriend called the cops, claiming that she choked him, scratched his face and hit him with her fists and a brush. The hairstylist admitted the pair had been arguing but maintains that the fight had only been verbal. In the report, Pitchford paints a happy picture of a happy couple who had been out drinking and went to the beach.
 
Cutting a penis off isn't castration. That's a poorly written news article.
 
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It's probably living in a family with a lot of boys that makes my sense of humour so juvenile. See someone beat me to it here (so to speak) but I still can't resist posting this.
 
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Cutting a penis off isn't castration. That's a poorly written news article.

The officer was speaking legalese rather than medicalese. The North Carolina code defines "malicious castration" as follows:

2005 North Carolina Code - General Statutes § 14-28. Malicious castration.

Article 8.
Assaults.
§ 14‑28. Malicious castration.

If any person, of malice aforethought, shall unlawfully castrate any other person, or cut off, maim or disfigure any of the privy members of any person, with intent to murder, maim, disfigure, disable or render impotent such person, the person so offending shall be punished as a Class C felon.
(Emphasis Added)

SOURCE: https://law.justia.com/codes/north-carolina/2005/chapter_14/gs_14-28.html
 
Bloody hell I would not like to see that angry.

There used to be a male porn star/model called King Dong. He'd be photographed grinning smugly with something the length of an elephant's trunk growing from his crotch, often tied in a knot.

The person who showed me such a photo said it was a trick picture. As he worked in the Dangermouse studios I believed him.
Also, as he pointed out, the blood would rush to it when he became aroused so the poor man would faint every time.
 
There used to be a male porn star/model called King Dong. He'd be photographed grinning smugly with something the length of an elephant's trunk growing from his crotch, often tied in a knot.

The person who showed me such a photo said it was a trick picture. As he worked in the Dangermouse studios I believed him.
Also, as he pointed out, the blood would rush to it when he became aroused so the poor man would faint every time.
As Robin Williams warned
“The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
 
To hell with Dangermouse, bring back Count Duckula, I loved Duckyboos,
ho well back to the real world sorry thread.
 
To hell with Dangermouse, bring back Count Duckula, I loved Duckyboos,
ho well back to the real world sorry thread.

As you may know, Duckula was a Dangermouse spin-off character, voiced by David Jason.



I'm beginning to wonder how my acquaintance knew so much about porn-themed photo-manipulation.
 
A man allegedly castrated his wiling date then kept his severed balls in a jar next to his bedside.
Officers who investigated described the case as ‘sensitive’ and ‘kinda nuts’. They said a deputy responded to a home in Sebring, Florida, after a man called 911. When they knocked on the door, Van Ryswyk, 74, allegedly told him he had just castrated a man. Police said: ‘Deputies found the man on the bed with a towel over his groin, which was bleeding heavily. Nearby, there was a pink container which held two body parts that had recently been much closer to the victim. The victim was taken to the hospital and was later flown to a regional medical center. He is listed in stable condition.


https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/21/man-let-date-castrate-keep-balls-jar-bed-10605944/
 
There is a video about him here*.

If you fancy seeing a 54-year-old Mexican bloke with a draught-excluder strapped to his bits . . .

*I was actually looking for a fakir with his willy around a twig. Since you ask! :gent:
I've seen that photo too; it was an ascetic exercise to keep stretching one's penis; no amount of spiritual power is worth doing that to yr penis, imho.. :(
 
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