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Man Says Ghost Girlfriend Is Cheating On Him

According to the article — and the Daily Star wouldn't lie to us — she's both a ghost and a ghoul. Gholly ghosh, what a ghastly ghirl!

Ghost: the surviving spirit or an apparition of a person who has died.

Ghoul: an demon in Islamic lore, believed to hang around graves and devour the flesh of dead people.

He should have read her Tinder profile more carefully!

I know the Star is only a comic, but I do wish that the media would respect the language a little more, rather than just assuming that words fromt he same general field of interest are interchangeable.
 
She is also, apparently, a faithless wench. Time to move on, Bud. Maybe check out some of the inflatable girlfriends on offer. I would assume those to be much more stable. Less fun too, I suppose.
 
There comes a time where you need to admit to your flatmate that those sounds weren't you having sex with a ghost, you were just masturbating.
 
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