Man Threatens To Unleash Turtle Army

kamalktk

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A man claiming himself to be a “saint”, threatened “his turtle army will destroy” the residents of the town.

https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-man...hreatened-unleash-turtle-army-charged-2784594

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When officers arrived at the scene, they witnessed Lane screaming and threatening people in front of some cafes and stores in the area. He also told people “they would all see what would happen in an hour.”
 
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A man claiming himself to be a “saint”, threatened “his turtle army will destroy” the residents of the town.

https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-man...hreatened-unleash-turtle-army-charged-2784594

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When officers arrived at the scene, they witnessed Lane screaming and threatening people in front of some cafes and stores in the area. He also told people “they would all see what would happen in an hour.”
People were shell shocked
 

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A man claiming himself to be a “saint”, threatened “his turtle army will destroy” the residents of the town.

https://www.ibtimes.com/florida-man...hreatened-unleash-turtle-army-charged-2784594

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When officers arrived at the scene, they witnessed Lane screaming and threatening people in front of some cafes and stores in the area. He also told people “they would all see what would happen in an hour.”
Fuck him kamalktk, my terrapin these days not fashionable anymore Judo army are moving into position as we speak.
 
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