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At the bathroom? I doubt they have toilets in the ice cream van itself.
Are they supposed to wear gloves when they serve you? Might be an idea.
At the bathroom? I doubt they have toilets in the ice cream van itself.
It might be possible to separate out... particulate matter that had a high count of certain bacteria.I remember some years ago being told that...err...crotch gravy...had been found in takeaways from the local Indian restaurant.
When I queried a) why was it being tested and b) what for, because that's a surprisingly specific finding and c) is it even possible to identify said substance in a sample that has been cooked - the person who told me got quite angry. I actually suspect that he'd been fed it as an urban legend and my asking logical questions threw him for a loop.
Can anyone tell me whether it actually would be possible to isolate such a sample from a curry?
Wash your hands? You mean they do?Wait a minute... where do you wash your hands if you're an ice cream man (or woman)?
That’s what the Monkey’s Blood is for.Wait a minute... where do you wash your hands if you're an ice cream man (or woman)?
It's a mostly racist urban legend that I first remember hearing in the 80's: " .. and then they tested the curry and it was found to contain ELEVEN different types of semen!!" .. you never heard this accusation about English restaurants like you also never heard that an English restaurant had an environmental health visit and then they found dead cats in the freezer. As for Chinese restaurants?, the Birmingham joke in the 80's was to say "I'd like some cream of sum yun gi" (cream of some young guy/semen).. I've worked in an Indian restaurant but not a Chinese one. I've also managed an Italian restaurant. Nobody ever has time to masturbate. I certainly didn't anyway. Unfortunately.I remember some years ago being told that...err...crotch gravy...had been found in takeaways from the local Indian restaurant.
When I queried a) why was it being tested and b) what for, because that's a surprisingly specific finding and c) is it even possible to identify said substance in a sample that has been cooked - the person who told me got quite angry. I actually suspect that he'd been fed it as an urban legend and my asking logical questions threw him for a loop.
Can anyone tell me whether it actually would be possible to isolate such a sample from a curry?
I worked in a German restaurant. We smoked a lot of weed in the freezers, but so far as I know no one every masturbated. Bit chilly.It's a mostly racist urban legend that I first remember hearing in the 80's: " .. and then they tested the curry and it was found to contain ELEVEN different types of semen!!" .. you never heard this accusation about English restaurants like you also never heard that an English restaurant had an environmental health visit and then they found dead cats in the freezer. As for Chinese restaurants?, the Birmingham joke in the 80's was to say "I'd like some cream of sum yun gi" (cream of some young guy/semen).. I've worked in an Indian restaurant but not a Chinese one. I've also managed an Italian restaurant. Nobody ever has time to masturbate. I certainly didn't anyway. Unfortunately.
I worked in a German restaurant. We smoked a lot of weed in the freezers, but so far as I know no one every masturbated. Bit chilly.
Thanks, Swifty. I thought it had all the hallmarks of an urban legend, with the added racist overtones, but the guy telling me (I think he'd been given the eleven different types as well) was very bad at picking up on when he was being fed a line. I think his anger may have come from realising that he'd likely been duped. The story is ridiculous on so many levels (my friend manages a restaurant and barely has time to get a drink of water, never mind anything else in the kitchen), and I really hope the guy who told me has been repeatedly slapped down with logic.It's a mostly racist urban legend that I first remember hearing in the 80's: " .. and then they tested the curry and it was found to contain ELEVEN different types of semen!!" .. you never heard this accusation about English restaurants like you also never heard that an English restaurant had an environmental health visit and then they found dead cats in the freezer. As for Chinese restaurants?, the Birmingham joke in the 80's was to say "I'd like some cream of sum yun gi" (cream of some young guy/semen).. I've worked in an Indian restaurant but not a Chinese one. I've also managed an Italian restaurant. Nobody ever has time to masturbate. I certainly didn't anyway. Unfortunately.
Small enclosed space where the manager rarely ventured? They were far more concerned if they saw you go in the fridge where the kept all the cheesecake holding a fork. People regularly did, given all the weed.In the freezers? .. why the hell? and how did you get away with blazing in the freezers? ..
I'm guessing nitrous oxide inhalation was also sometimes happening? ..Small enclosed space where the manager rarely ventured? They were far more concerned if they saw you go in the fridge where the kept all the cheesecake holding a fork. People regularly did, given all the weed.
Nah, only at school.I'm guessing nitrous oxide inhalation was also sometimes happening? ..
Thinking of McD's, I recall a tale (probably an UL) about the milk shakes.
Last time I had one - decades ago - it was nice and cold and sort-of grainy. People said that this was crystals of ice from the ice-cream they used in the shakes. A while after, I heard the story that the 'grain' was in fact edible, food-grade plastic powder that was added in order to make the customers think it was made with ice-cream.
Wrong thread. Shipman used to practice* in the Medical Centre in Todmorden, recently prominent in the Weird West Yorkshire thread...Harold Shipman?
Nope .. 'she' really did invent that thickener stuff.I occasionally wonder what a Mr Whippy is made of. But that might get us into politics (unless that's an urban myth?).
I'm not sure how fecal matter could end up in an ice cream van but..
It's a mostly racist urban legend that I first remember hearing in the 80's: " .. and then they tested the curry and it was found to contain ELEVEN different types of semen!!" .. you never heard this accusation about English restaurants like you also never heard that an English restaurant had an environmental health visit and then they found dead cats in the freezer. As for Chinese restaurants?, the Birmingham joke in the 80's was to say "I'd like some cream of sum yun gi" (cream of some young guy/semen).. I've worked in an Indian restaurant but not a Chinese one. I've also managed an Italian restaurant. Nobody ever has time to masturbate. I certainly didn't anyway. Unfortunately.
It's a mostly racist urban legend that I first remember hearing in the 80's: " .. and then they tested the curry and it was found to contain ELEVEN different types of semen!!" .. you never heard this accusation about English restaurants like you also never heard that an English restaurant had an environmental health visit and then they found dead cats in the freezer. As for Chinese restaurants?, the Birmingham joke in the 80's was to say "I'd like some cream of sum yun gi" (cream of some young guy/semen).. I've worked in an Indian restaurant but not a Chinese one. I've also managed an Italian restaurant. Nobody ever has time to masturbate. I certainly didn't anyway. Unfortunately.