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gattino

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Given their lack of opposable thumbs, I suspect the culprit was more likely to be a serial cat killer. But that's just a hunch.

 

EnolaGaia

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I was in a hurry and inattentive, so ... Before the actual - and admittedly more obvious - interpretation sank in my lagging mind managed to wonder if either:

- the hiker had missed or ignored the fact she was traversing a toll trail, or ...
- an unusually cunning bear was running a backwoods scam.

Colorado woman charged by bear while hiking in Canada
 
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