I've already read, analysed, considered and contributed shitloads to these threads in the first place.
Hence my flippant attitude
I’m getting to the point where I can’t be bothered to point people to that place signposted by ‘Reason’ anymore.
Amen to that... (sic!)
If it really bothers you, give me a shout and you're welcome to come for tea.
Hope you like exotic food. My local takeaway swears it comes from all four corners of the world - hence it's so expensive.
Can also offer some ridiculously priced Green Cheese. This is the real deal, nothing to do with those hoaxed moon landings.
Comes from a guy I know who knows a guy whose mate knows someone who worked at Area 51. Comes directly from the alien's moon base.
Anyway, have to go, that's the fishmonger's van arrived and said he would keep aside some Mermaid's tails - although they look identical to skate fish wings, they can't be, certainly not at that price!!!
No... I'm not trying to be a smartarse... just lamenting what ever happened to simple, common sense.
OK... Look, I'm so guilty as anyone...
It is, *genuinely* true, that returning home from shopping yesterday, discovered that the top had come off my Saxa salt cellar and spilled some of the contents.
Obviously, I *did* immediately throw a pinch of salt over my left shoulder, ensuring that....
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....anything interesting on TV tonight...?