Mumsnet Thread: Aibu - To Ask The Spookiest/Creepiest/Mysterious Thing You've Ever Heard?

[CALGACUS03]

Ongoing accounts here.

If I should have posted this somewhere else, please feel free to move it.

 

[escargot]

I have about 100 Mumsnet accounts (possible minor exaggeration present) because I keep losing them.
So I've signed up again and am enjoying that thread.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

I have about 100 Mumsnet accounts (possible minor exaggeration present) because I keep losing them.
So I've signed up again and am enjoying that thread.

Is that to solicit milfs?

 

[escargot]

Is that to solicit milfs?

Nah, I am a MABIL with access to a MAMIL, no need for MILFs.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

Nah, I am a MABIL with access to a MAMIL, no need for MILFs.

Mad About Bisexual Italian Lesbians?

 

[Sgt Girth]

All I got was Moderately Attractive Brother In Law with access to a Moderately Attractive Mother In Law.....which is surely incorrect!

 

[GerdaWordyer]

Ongoing accounts here.
Nicely creepy, but I prefer this thread:

https://allnurses.com/whats-scariest-thing-ever-seen-t368698/?page=8

 

[Coypu]

Holy carp, I just Googled MILF and it was terrible. None of the web sites had enough money to buy the actors clothes..

 

[Sgt Girth]

Don’t Google GILF!

 

[Ermintruder]

Nah, I am a MABIL

A non-exhaustive internet search would therefore tend to suggest that you're a professional Australian footballer born in Kenya...

Don’t Google GILF!

Ok, that sounds like mature advice

 

[escargot]

A non-exhaustive internet search would therefore tend to suggest that you're a professional Australian footballer born in Kenya...

Busted.

 

[Ermintruder]

Busted

Well, I expected that, so probably a sports-bra wearing centre-forward.

 

[Sabresonic]

Busted.

AFL

 

[Bad Bungle]

Even at ten in the morning I don't like this thread



(sorry, should used a spoiler)

 

[catseye]

We may have encountered one another on Mumsnet then, Scargy! I am what is politely called 'an active member' (aka a gobby cow). The 'creepiest thing' threads come up at least once every couple of months over there!

 

[Spudrick68]

I just Googled GILF, wished I hadn't now and god knows what adverts will show up on my Facebook page now.

 

[Sgt Girth]

Oh I don’t know.....There’s some beauties on there!

 

[sherbetbizarre]

Ongoing accounts here.

If nothing else, that thread introduced me to this...

 

[Mythopoeika]

Ewww, creepy!