My Bloody Valentine

[Spookdaddy]

And - the best Anti-Valentine ever:

 

[GerdaWordyer]

This anti-Valentine's Day rote gestures rhyme has been popping up online for a few days over here:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Here I go mansplaining flowers to you.

 

[Swifty]

This anti-Valentine's Day rote gestures rhyme has been popping up online for a few days over here:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Here I go mansplaining flowers to you.

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorious

 

[Swifty]

Spoiler

[SOILER]

Potentially offensive

 

[Mythopoeika]

[SOILER]?

 

[Swifty]

[SOILER]?

I eat my Fruit n' Fibre.

 

[Swifty]

Roses are red
Violets are passive
Wicked Wicked
Junglist Massive

 

[Swifty]

A bit late but .. this couple are always pranking each other

(gets better than the start bit)

 

[Bad Bungle]

Available from Ebay (US) for that special person in your life.

 

[charliebrown]

According to what I read in 1537, King Henry VII declared that February 14th will celebrate the love god Venus and his favorite flower the rose.

I sounds like he was a romantic.

 

[Stormkhan]

Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
Buy me a drink,
Then take me to bed.