Suspiciously Common Russian 'Falling' Deaths

[Mythopoeika]

Only a third floor window? People are getting lazy, Putin must be having a hard time finding competent help.

They needed to get to the next job and the lift wasn't working.

 

[Stormkhan]

"Ouch!"
"What ... you've been lobbed out the window as a warning to others!"
"I was on the ground floor! You might've least made the bloody effort! It's quite demeaning, really!"

 

[Stormkhan]

Defenestration is a high status execution.

 

[blessmycottonsocks]

Defenestration is a high status execution.

Apparently defenestration is pane-less....

 

[Stormkhan]

Not when you've been framed.

 

[blessmycottonsocks]

Puns like this just make me glaze over....

 

[Stormkhan]

They shatter the illusion that is clear and turns the issue opaque.

 

[Floyd]

Putty fell out and that's that. Nothing will bring him back now.

 

[Stormkhan]

He might've been a blind Venetian.

 

[Tunn11]

From Matt in today's Telegraph.

 

[Ascalon]

From Matt in today's Telegraph.

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Yes, we may have to wait further for the 'tea' percentage to register.

 

[gordonrutter]

Can I remind people this is not a thread about what is happening in Russia or Putin or anything like that. It is specifically about suspicious Russian falling deaths.

Thank you