Masturbation: Abstinence & Indulgence

[Tunn11]

It's not a very good idea as May 28th only comes once a year.

Probably better than Feb 29th.

 

[CharmerKamelion]

Probably better than Feb 29th.

I'm not sure what they are driving at with National Masturbation Day. Are they suggesting you need to keep it up ALL day? Have they not heard of R.S.I. ?

 

[Spudrick68]

Don't forget to.lie on
your hand so that you lose all feel I g in it...

 

[maximus otter]

I'm not sure what they are driving at with National Masturbation Day. Are they suggesting you need to keep it up ALL day? Have they not heard of R.S.I. ?

Give ‘til it hurts!

maximus otter

 

[charliebrown]

Usually this situation comes across as a male thing in conversation.

I am sure this National Day applies to women also.

 

[pandacracker]

I am sure this National Day applies to women also.

Yes.

Come on girls, get your finger out!

 

[Kondoru]

Or put your finger in?

 

[Yithian]

This seems to me to be A.I. generated; the word 'masturbation' seems to be interchangeable with any other addiction.

At any rate, the ever more severe effects of this man's 'fifty-year addiction to masturbation' get gradually less believable and slightly more amusing.

And the narrator sounds ever so slightly like David Attenborough.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1766772867469922752

 

[Frideswide]

Come on girls, get your finger out!

Or put your finger in?

and shake it all about? woooooHHOOOOOO!