Swifty
doesn't negotiate with terriers
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Steadicam chicken!Done
Ask yourself this question, do you REALLY wanna knowwhat were your search terms to come up with THAT?
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You've got loads of birds pecking at the end of it?Mine's so big that pigeons sometimes mistake it for Nelson's column
That's what the original poster called it on B3TASteadicam chicken!
Isnt Nelsons Column covered in shite?Dont anyone touch Swiftys knob
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They revealed that the average flaccid penis is 3.6ins (9.16cm) long, or 5.2ins (13.24cm) when stretched, and 3.7ins (9.31cm) in circumference.
Erect penises are 5.1ins (13.12cm) long on average and 4.5ins (11.66cm) in girth.
I hereby declare January the 24th the official Day of Nob/Knob Jokes. Put it in your diary. No, not that Swifty, the fecking DATE.
This reminds me of a Dante/Randall conversational exchange from the Kevin Smith film, Clerks 2 ... something very close to:I think his girlfriends a prat, fancy letting him do that to a sensitive part of his body, if he said i would like you with a bigger clit, would she do the same for him?
An infinite number of times!So if quantum mechanics shows that the act of measuring changes the system, how many times do I need to measure it before it gets bigger?
So if quantum mechanics shows that the act of measuring changes the system, how many times do I need to measure it before it gets bigger?
It's his dick, he can measure it as fast as he likes.An infinite number of times!
Let us know when you've finished.![]()
Well quantum mechanics is really only for things at the quantum scale, so...... oh, sorry.So if quantum mechanics shows that the act of measuring changes the system, how many times do I need to measure it before it gets bigger?
Just don't introduce cats into the equation.
but pussy is often effective!![]()