They revealed that the average flaccid penis is 3.6ins (9.16cm) long, or 5.2ins (13.24cm) when stretched, and 3.7ins (9.31cm) in circumference.
Erect penises are 5.1ins (13.12cm) long on average and 4.5ins (11.66cm) in girth.
I hereby declare January the 24th the official Day of Nob/Knob Jokes. Put it in your diary. No, not that Swifty, the fecking DATE.
This reminds me of a Dante/Randall conversational exchange from the Kevin Smith film, Clerks 2 ... something very close to:I think his girlfriends a prat, fancy letting him do that to a sensitive part of his body, if he said i would like you with a bigger clit, would she do the same for him?