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Naughty Priests, Pastors, Ministers & Clergy

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Two former Coptic Christian monks have been sentenced to death in Egypt over the murder of a bishop last year, officials have confirmed.

Bishop Epiphanius, 64, was found dead in a pool of blood in July 2018 at a desert monastery north-west of Cairo. Authorities blamed the killing on unspecified "differences" between the monks and the bishop. The punishment was originally handed down in February, before being passed down to Egypt's grand mufti for review. On Wednesday, the Damanhur Criminal Court confirmed the men's death sentences.

One of the monks, Wael Saad, reportedly told Egyptian prosecutors he had used an iron pole to bludgeon the bishop to death. Another, named Remon Rasmi, was accused of helping him.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-48050856

Father Ted had differences with Bishop Brennan but he didn't kill him.

A Coptic Christian monk who was convicted over the 2018 killing of the head of an ancient Egyptian desert monastery has been hanged.

Bishop Epiphanius was found bludgeoned to death in July 2018 at Saint Macarius monastery in the Western Desert. Another monk convicted for his role in the crime was sentenced to life in prison. The case shocked Egypt's Coptic community, the largest Christian minority in the Middle East.

The monks, Wael al-Saad Tawadros and Remon Rasmi Mansour, were said to have killed the abbot of the monastery in the plains of Wadi al-Natrun, north-west of Cairo, because of unspecified "differences".

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-57055411
 
He's now seeking a position in a new field of work.

When Spanish bishop Xavier Novell resigned last month, the Roman Catholic Church cited strictly personal reasons without going into detail.

It has now emerged in Spanish media that he fell in love with a woman who writes Satanic-tinged erotic fiction.

In 2010 at the age of 41, he became Spain's youngest bishop, in Solsona in the north-eastern region of Catalonia.

He has backed so-called conversion therapy for gay people and carried out exorcisms.

Seen as a rising star in Spain's Catholic Church, his decision to resign with the Vatican's approval came as a surprise last month. He is said to have met several times with Vatican officials as well as the Pope himself. Xavier Novell was traditional in his remarks on abortion but his strident views on homosexuality and outspoken support for Catalonian independence were controversial.

It came as a shock when Religión Digital reported that he had fallen for divorcee Silvia Caballol, a psychologist and erotic novelist.

The new site said that the former bishop was now looking for a job in the Barcelona area as an agronomist.

https://www.bbc.com/news/58486790
 
"Robert de Insula, Bishop of Durham in the thirteenth century, kept two monkeys, and after dinner made them fight for almonds."

From The Home of the Monk: An Account of English Monastic Life and Buildings in the Middle Ages by D H S Cranage (1926)

My current read—full of interest.
 
Knocking On Heaven's Door. Sorry about the link but it's in breaking news.

An evangelist is in trouble after telling people he knows of a gate leading to heaven from south-western Nigeria that he can show them - for a fee.

Pastor Ade Abraham was reported to police by one of his followers, who said the pastor had charged him 310,000 naira ($750; £600) to see the supposed site in Araromi-Ugbeshi town, Ekiti state.

The cleric admitted to the BBC that he had made the statement about heaven's gate, saying it was "the God he serves" who revealed it to him to try the faith of his church members, but says he has not received any payment.

The Christian Association of Nigeria has released a statement disowning Pastor Ade Abraham, and Ekiti state police have collected written statements from members of his church and launched an investigation.

Pastor Ade Abraham's church was originally based in Kogi state then Kaduna state, before moving southwards with his followers to a camp he built in Ekiti state. ...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world/afri...73a388b1e16c43aefe8464&pinned_post_type=share
 
This Maltese parish priest is in court because of allegations he misappropriated funds to pay for online porn and a mysteriously large set of big-ticket possessions. The legal proceedings are ongoing.
Marsaxlokk parish priest ‘misappropriated’ tens of thousands on porn sites

Marsaxlokk parish priest Luke Seguna is believed to have spent nearly €150,000 of parishioners’ money on pornographic websites as he faces accusations of money laundering in court.

Sources close to the investigation told Times of Malta that Seguna was accused of misappropriating parishioners’ donations and used large volumes on the sites that provide live sex shows by performing artists against a fee.

It is understood that this went on for several years.

Seguna is believed to have told investigators he was struggling with a “sexual crisis” triggered by a major health problem at the time.

When contacted, his lawyers José Herrera and Matthew Xuereb, said their client denies any wrongdoing. ...

Seguna, 39, is claiming the payments were made to him personally whereas the prosecution says he misappropriated some €500,000 given to him by 150 parishioners over a 10-year span and that the money was intended for the Church.

He was also charged with fraud, falsifying a public deed and using a falsified document. Seguna had hundreds of thousands of euros deposited in various bank accounts and a collection of five motorbikes and two cars, despite a relatively meagre income as a clergyman. ...
FULL STORY: https://timesofmalta.com/articles/v...appropriated-tens-thousands-porn-sites.975107
 
I seem to associate tat like that with Blackpool for some reason……..not sure why…….although from my childhood memories of that place, I recall that it was full of god awful souvenirs, trinkets and general shite!
 
It was just resting in his account?
He would not at all be the first clergy to divert contributions to the church into personal accounts. It's very common in fraud in all non-profits. Cash donations, Banks that don't notice a check made out to the church being deposited in someone else's account, simple parishioners who make checks out to the pastor. My religious institution received one of those last month made out to the abbot by a university professor for $500, not a small amount. (She of course immediately handed it over to the office.)
 
I wonder if anointing Charles with holy oil involved his genitals.

A Greek priest has been arrested on the island of Rhodes for allegedly tricking a tourist into pulling his trousers down so he could 'anoint' his genitals with holy oil, according to reports.

The Orthodox priest, 49, is accused of insulting the sexual dignity of a 30-year-old Estonian man who was on holiday on the popular tourist island.

The holidaymaker is said to have visited the monastery, on the southern part of the island, the day before with his girlfriend.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...t-duped-tourist-anoint-genitals-holy-oil.html
 
This is a wonderful canon law messy situation :)

https://www.pillarcatholic.com/p/former-albany-bishop-tries-marriage

Former Albany bishop tries marriage after Vatican refuses to laicize him

Former Albany bishop Howard Hubbard announced Tuesday that he has attempted marriage with a woman, after the Holy See rejected his request last year to be laicized.

The attempted marriage — contracted according to the laws of New York state — could lead the Vatican to declare the bishop dismissed from the clerical state.

Bishop Hubbard, 84, announced the Vatican decision — and his subsequent attempt to marry — in an open letter to the Albany Times Union newspaper. The bishop explained in that letter that he had “fallen in love with a wonderful woman who has helped and cared for me and who believes in me.”

Hubbard served as bishop of New York’s capital diocese until 2014. Since his retirement, he has faced allegations of sexually abusing minors, and has admitted to knowingly reassigning abuser priests and failing to report instances of abuse to law enforcement.

Under canon law, clerics of any rank may petition the pope for a dispensation from the rights and obligations of the clerical state.

A laicized deacon, priest, or bishop must receive a dispensation from the clerical obligation of celibacy in order to marry validly — without that, he is canonically unable to contract a valid marriage.

According to Hubbard’s Aug. 1 letter to the Times Union, “In March, [he] received notice from the Vatican that my request had been denied. [He] was encouraged to wait patiently and prayerfully and to continue to abstain from public ministry until seven civil lawsuits against me alleging sexual misconduct had been adjudicated.”

Instead of “waiting patiently,” however, Hubbard said he had undergone a civil marriage ceremony last month, and asked that the press and public “respect our privacy as a couple.”

Hubbard’s successor as Bishop of Albany, Edward Scharfenberger, told the Times Union that Hubbard’s announcement was “unexpected,” and “ like many of you, I am just now beginning to process it.”

Bishop Scharfenberger did, however, make clear that whatever the civil effects of Hubbard’s attempt at marriage, the union is not a valid marriage, and that although he is prohibited from public ministry, Hubbard remains sacramentally a bishop, and canonically a cleric.

While the wedding is presumably civilly recognized, the Church holds that it does not validly establish marriage.

According to canon law, Hubbard’s attempt at marriage is invalid for several reasons, the first of which is that he is bound by the legal impediment of orders — canon law prevents individuals from marrying if they are already married, have professed religious vows, or are clerics.

Additionally, Catholics who wish to marry are obliged to exchange matrimonial consent according to specific norms, called canonical form. These require Catholics to marry with a priest or deacon receiving the consent of the parties before at least two witnesses, and that the ordinary place for the celebration of marriage be a church.

Catholics can receive dispensations from canonical form, but these permissions must be granted by their local diocesan bishop — in this case Bishop Scharfenberger, who has made it clear no such dispensation was sought or granted.

As it happens, Hubbard’s attempt at marriage could lead to the laicization he previously sought.


Clerics who attempt to marry commit a specific canonical crime, with the Code of Canon Law providing that “a cleric who attempts marriage, even if only civilly, incurs a latae sententiae suspension” from ministry and “if, after warning, he has not reformed or continues to give scandal, he must be progressively punished by deprivations, or even by dismissal from the clerical state.”

As a former diocesan bishop, Hubbard will have been well aware of these legal provisions — as well as the canonical penalty for his actions. Indeed, incurring the legal penalties may have been a motivating factor in the bishop’s decision to attempt civil marriage.

In many cases in American dioceses, priests who have left ministry and sought laicization have opted to attempt civil marriage in the expectation that the Vatican would move faster to laicize them as a punishment, in order to address public scandal, than as a favor.
 
Ecclesiastical embezzler executed, his brother, also a priest was a collection plate dipper as well.


A Catholic priest has died after being attacked in a church rectory in the US state of Nebraska.

Police said they found the Reverend Stephen Gutgsell and his alleged attacker in the church after answering a 911 call early Sunday morning in the small Fort Calhoun community. The 65-year-old priest succumbed to his injuries at a hospital in Omaha following the assault. The suspect was taken into custody at the church, police said.

They later named him as Kierre Williams, 43, of Sioux City, Iowa. He was arrested on suspicion on homicide and use of a weapon to commit a felony, they added.

Father Gutgsell made headlines in 2007 after pleading guilty to stealing $127,000 from another parish. He was sentenced to probation, ordered to pay back the money and later reassigned to a different church.

Church officials said at the time Father Gutgsell had learned his lesson. And Washington County Sheriff Mike Robinson, who is investigating the attack, said police did not believe his death was related to the case.

The priest's brother and fellow priest the Reverend Michael Gutgsell has also fallen foul of the law, pleading guilty to six-figure theft charges last year.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67680336
 
Ecclesiastical embezzler executed, his brother, also a priest was a collection plate dipper as well.


A Catholic priest has died after being attacked in a church rectory in the US state of Nebraska.

Police said they found the Reverend Stephen Gutgsell and his alleged attacker in the church after answering a 911 call early Sunday morning in the small Fort Calhoun community. The 65-year-old priest succumbed to his injuries at a hospital in Omaha following the assault. The suspect was taken into custody at the church, police said.

They later named him as Kierre Williams, 43, of Sioux City, Iowa. He was arrested on suspicion on homicide and use of a weapon to commit a felony, they added.

Father Gutgsell made headlines in 2007 after pleading guilty to stealing $127,000 from another parish. He was sentenced to probation, ordered to pay back the money and later reassigned to a different church.

Church officials said at the time Father Gutgsell had learned his lesson. And Washington County Sheriff Mike Robinson, who is investigating the attack, said police did not believe his death was related to the case.

The priest's brother and fellow priest the Reverend Michael Gutgsell has also fallen foul of the law, pleading guilty to six-figure theft charges last year.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67680336
What on earth is a 'plate dipper'? Thanks.
 
Ecclesiastical embezzler executed, his brother, also a priest was a collection plate dipper as well.


A Catholic priest has died after being attacked in a church rectory in the US state of Nebraska.

Police said they found the Reverend Stephen Gutgsell...

Given the other circumstances involved, this may seem a trivial point.

But how on earth does one pronounce the surname 'Gutgsell'?
 
From the front page of the WSJ from Twitter:

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Thing is, it would be easy in English English - we'd just cut a load of corners and pronounce it Gushell...or something.

But Americans are generally more wedded to phonetical logic - and I can't come up with any pronunciation along those lines which doesn't make me sound like I'm choking on a hard boiled egg.
 
English is a srange language...it always amazes me how a posh estate called something like Romcholmleymontescue is referred to by its disdainful owners as 'Romly'. How very Clodia Metelli of them. :D
 

Colorado pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme says 'Lord told us to'


A Colorado-based pastor for an online church accused of pocketing $1.3 million through a cryptocurrency fraud scheme told followers in a video statement that the Lord told him to do it.

Eli Regalado and his wife marketed their cryptocurrency, INDXcoin, to Christian communities in Denver, saying God told him people would become wealthy if they invested.

INDXcoin raised nearly $3.2 million, the Securities Division said. At least $1.3 million of that went directly to the Regalados or was "used for their own personal benefit," said a complaint filed Tuesday in Denver County District Court.

The Regalados could not be reached for comment. In a video statement to his followers last week, Eli Regalado said the charges that they pocketed $1.3 million "are true."

“Out of the $1.3 [million], half a million dollars went to the IRS, and a few hundred thousand dollars went to a home remodel the Lord told us to do," he said in the video.

The couple also allegedly spent their investors’ funds on a Range Rover, luxury handbags, jewelry, an au pair, boat rentals and snowmobile adventures, according to the complaint.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna135143

maximus otter
 

Colorado pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme says 'Lord told us to'


A Colorado-based pastor for an online church accused of pocketing $1.3 million through a cryptocurrency fraud scheme told followers in a video statement that the Lord told him to do it.

Eli Regalado and his wife marketed their cryptocurrency, INDXcoin, to Christian communities in Denver, saying God told him people would become wealthy if they invested.

INDXcoin raised nearly $3.2 million, the Securities Division said. At least $1.3 million of that went directly to the Regalados or was "used for their own personal benefit," said a complaint filed Tuesday in Denver County District Court.

The Regalados could not be reached for comment. In a video statement to his followers last week, Eli Regalado said the charges that they pocketed $1.3 million "are true."

“Out of the $1.3 [million], half a million dollars went to the IRS, and a few hundred thousand dollars went to a home remodel the Lord told us to do," he said in the video.

The couple also allegedly spent their investors’ funds on a Range Rover, luxury handbags, jewelry, an au pair, boat rentals and snowmobile adventures, according to the complaint.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna135143

maximus otter

I'm obviously not putting my Ministership in the Universal Life Church to good enough use.
 
An interesting con.

A Nigerian pastor has been arrested over allegations he fraudulently got people to part with their money.

Theo O Ebonyi, well-known in Benue state, is accused of swindling his followers and others out of more than 1.3bn naira ($930,000; £740,000).
He was detained and freed on bail last year, but this has only just been made public, the anti-corruption authority spokesperson is quoted as saying.

Mr Ebonyi said the news was "fake" information spread by bloggers. He did not comment on the allegations against him.

Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) allege Mr Ebonyi asked his victims to pay a $1,300 fee each to access a $20bn grant from the US-based Ford Foundation. It, however, says that the foundation did not offer such a grant.

"Investigations by the EFCC showed that the Ford Foundation had no arrangement, grant, relationship or business with Ebonyi," the agency said in a statement. "The foundation pointedly disclaimed him and his NGO stressing that it had no link whatsoever with them."

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-68163590
 
Meth Marketing Methodist Minister Miller. (And there;s more!)

In Woodbury, Connecticut, police arrested Herbert Irving Miller, 63, pastor of United Methodist Church, for allegedly dealing meth. Makes sense.

According to police, he had made the unorthodox decision to offer the drug to couples in exchange for the opportunity to watch them having sex.

From USA Today:

Connecticut State Police arrested Herbert Irving Miller, 63, on Feb. 9 after police noticed that he was operating his vehicle with a suspended registration and failed to maintain the insurance requirements.
During the police investigation, Miller was in possession of crystal methamphetamines in both rock form and liquefied into a hypodermic needle prepared for injection.
The Woodbury Police Department received a tip that Miller was allegedly dealing drugs from his house right next to the church, WFSB reported.

https://boingboing.net/2024/02/13/methodist-pastor-sold-meth.html
 
Porn For 'Spiritual Growth': Nuns Detail Abuse by Renowned Priest

Two former nuns said Wednesday that a world-renowned artist priest made them take part in threesomes and watch porn so they would "grow spiritually".

Slovenian mosaic artist Marko Rupnik, 69, is accused of sexually and psychologically abusing at least 20 women for nearly 30 years at a religious community in Slovenia.

"He took me to pornographic theatres to help me 'grow spiritually'," Gloria Branciani, who was a member of the community until 1994, told journalists at a press conference in Rome.

"He said that I would not grow spiritually if I did not meet his sexual needs," she said, describing how he sexualised religious concepts.

"We had another nun have sex with us because he said it was like the Trinity," Branciani said, referring to the central Christian doctrine of three persons within one God.

Rupnik was briefly excommunicated in 2020 for absolving someone of having sexual relations with him, but was reinstated after he formally repented.

He was finally expelled from the Jesuit order -- of which Pope Francis is a member -- last June.

In October, Francis waived the statute of limitations on the offences, opening the way for potential disciplinary proceedings.

https://news.yahoo.com/porn-spiritual-growth-nuns-detail-144733875.html

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