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Newly-Proven Cooking Method: Beating Your Meat

EnolaGaia

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Hey - you in the back - quit snickering! ... :omr:

More specifically ... You can slap a chicken in such a way and for long enough to cook it using heat generated by the kinetic energy of the slapping. It's not energy- or time-efficient, but it might relieve a lot of stress ...
This Guy on YouTube Actually Cooked Meat by Slapping It... a Lot

Ever wondered if you can cook a chicken solely from the heat generated by slapping it? So did YouTuber Louis Weisz, and the verdict is... yes. Yes, you can. ...

... the endeavor took plenty of work – two months' worth in total – from testing out the theory to constructing a super-speedy (and customizable) chicken slapper to actually getting the bird cooked.

Two key considerations along the way were keeping the slaps fast and hard enough to heat the meat without causing it to disintegrate and managing to restrict heat loss – and as the video shows, they were both overcome.

The cooking physics behind the idea is actually sound. It's possible that a 2019 Reddit post was the inspiration for the video, as it originally posed the question of whether converted kinetic energy (movement) into thermal energy (heat) could cook a chicken. ...

Using a tip from Modernist Cuisine, Weisz figured out that keeping the chicken at around 55-60 degrees Celsius (131-140 degrees Fahrenheit), for at least an hour, would be enough to cook it through – or at least kill off the same amount of bacteria as cooking it at a higher temperature over a shorter period would.

After several failed attempts – mostly on the mechanical side – Weisz hit the jackpot. In the final calculations, it needs a minimum of 135,000 slaps across as many as 8 hours to slap-cook a chicken, using up around 7,500 Watt Hours of energy (two or three times as much as your oven would need for the same job), according to Weisz.

Weisz even had time to cook a steak using the same method ...

SOURCE: https://www.sciencealert.com/this-guy-on-youtube-actually-cooked-meat-by-slapping-it-a-lot
 
And there's a video ...

 
Well that answers the question we've all been asking.
 
Hey - you in the back - quit snickering! ... :omr:
:chuckle:

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Did you have to choke the chicken before you beat the meat?

maximus otter
 
Thank you Enola this is the most I've laughed in 13 months.
Can you post the youtube link so I can send it to others?
 
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... Can you post the youtube link so I can send it to others?

If I post the link / URL it will embed the video as it did in my earlier post above. We allow auto-embedding of valid YouTube URLs.

Click on the "YouTube" title in the lower right corner of the embedded video, and it'll take you to the video page on YouTube (where you can then copy or share the URL).
 
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