Not Very Interesting Things That Happened Today

Loquaciousness

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Today I grated my knuckle whilst grating cheese - it bled and hurt. It now has a teddybear plaster on it ( as I could only find kid ones ).
 

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Today I've been wondering why my left hand is so smelly. I think it's because of some medicine I've started taking.
 

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The Guardian has a selection of reader's underwhelming snow pictures that kinda goes against Snowpocalypse stories we've been fed for the past few weeks.
 

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The coffee beans ran out in the coffee machine, so I had to put some new ones in before I could enjoy a cup of coffee.
 

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Hah! A fuckwit thread that I can reply to without some barrack-room lawyer getting up on his hind legs and blathering on about copright...

But so far today not even anything uninteresting has happened. I fear that this thread is a sign of things to come for the FTMB. :(
 
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Hah! A fuckwit thread that I can reply to without some barrack-room lawyer getting up on his hind legs and blathering on about copright...

But so far today not even anything uninteresting has happened. I fear that this thread is a sign of things to come for the FTMB. :(
That was the first uninteresting post I read today.
 

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Bought a car yesterday. Was going to tax it at the dealers', but found my cash card missing so I couldn't, and couldn't change my insurance over either.

The front number plate was a bit damaged so I thought, hmm, t'filth'll go for that! They'll think I'm dodgy, check the tax and find that I'm driving illegally and Bob's your uncle, no car!

So I've spent the morning chasing up the card - no joy - cancelled it and ordered a new one.
Found my credit card - couldn't pay with that either - out of date - ordered a new one.

Here I am with a lovely car on the drive, gorgeous sunshine, can't drive it. Will have to get the pushbike out.
 

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Hah! A fuckwit thread that I can reply to without some barrack-room lawyer getting up on his hind legs and blathering on about copright...

But so far today not even anything uninteresting has happened. I fear that this thread is a sign of things to come for the FTMB. :(
I think I am offended........ both at the idea that I am a fuckwit or that people participating are fuckwits.
 

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I tried normal shampoo.....I smelt a little floral afterwards.

The beard shampoo smells of gear oil and woods or summat.
 

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Hah! A fuckwit thread that I can reply to without some barrack-room lawyer getting up on his hind legs and blathering on about copright...

But so far today not even anything uninteresting has happened. I fear that this thread is a sign of things to come for the FTMB. :(
'What did you do today?'
'I left some mould by the window'.
''Anything happen?'
'Er..yeah. I think I invented penicillin'.
'You are such a fuckwit'.

'What are you doing?'
'I'm fucking about with this fiddly bit of wire and a glass bauble'.
'That sounds like the worst present ever.'
'But I may bring light to the darkness'.
'You are such fuckwit.'

'What did you do today?'
'I taught this monkey some sign language'.
'You sure did. He's telling you you're a fuckwit.'



'What did you do today.'
'I became a barrack-room lawyer.'
'I don't know what that is but I'm guessing you're a fuckwit.'
 
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Loquaciousness

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Bought a car yesterday. Was going to tax it at the dealers', but found my cash card missing so I couldn't, and couldn't change my insurance over either.

The front number plate was a bit damaged so I thought, hmm, t'filth'll go for that! They'll think I'm dodgy, check the tax and find that I'm driving illegally and Bob's your uncle, no car!

So I've spent the morning chasing up the card - no joy - cancelled it and ordered a new one.
Found my credit card - couldn't pay with that either - out of date - ordered a new one.

Here I am with a lovely car on the drive, gorgeous sunshine, can't drive it. Will have to get the pushbike out.
To be fair, that's actually rather interesting... and quite exciting.
 
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