I think Ive mentioned elsewhere the oddness Ive encountered in Kings Clipstone, Notts. Animals that dont belong to the empty house Im working at and that Shire horse on a back garden....
Well I had a nude experience of the 2D kind at a house that had heating issues. In the main bedroom was a large 1970s looking oil painting of a naked man & women. They both looked young, were well captured -warts n all. Ideas such as
who would display that for anyone to see, raced through my head as I disconnected the radiator. To make matters worse the women who had let me in was the chatty type and was stood in the bedroom watching me. It then slowly came to me that the women in the painting was her
She then asked me if it would take long as her husband would be home soon after being on nights at the local colliery. With mental images of the husband matching the well hung male in the painting, I broke all records clearing that radiator.
Im surprised I didnt leave skid marks on the road near my van as I left.