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where? where? where???????Someone showed me this.
where? where? where???????Someone showed me this.
Dunno where it happened. The QR code doesn't scan but the link is to a page about the legality of public nudity.where? where? where???????
Someone showed me this.
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the hairy-backed
If he's hirsute, he suits me!nothing wrong with a hairy man... just saying!![]()
For your viewing pleasure...nothing wrong with a hairy man... just saying!![]()
I have some fake fur like that and keep meaning to cobble up a Bigfoot scalp with it.For your viewing pleasure...
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The problem is, l strongly suspect that the kind of individual who is keen to get their tackle out is the kind of individual l would least like to see nude: the fat; the middle-aged and old; the hairy-backed; the gobby, jut-jawed, finger-wagging “l know my rights!” type, and so on.
If you want to wobble your moobs, bronze your perineum (it’s a thing, apparently…) or expose your 42 Longs, please find somewhere secluded and private to do it.
England, and its gag reflex, will thank you.
maximus otter
Get a person of your choice to rub sunblock onto said todger.I'm still suffering from sunburn acquired last Sunday.
It's painful enough across my neck and shoulders.
Burning ones todger doesn't bear thinking about!
Get a person of your choice to rubsunblockmustard onto said todger.
Beat you to it!I have some fake fur like that and keep meaning to cobble up a Bigfoot scalp with it.
Colman's for bite or Dijon for extra grit?FTFY - Get a person of your choice to rubsunblockmustard onto said todger.
Grey Poupon.Colman's for bite or Dijon for extra grit?
FULL STORY: https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/1...anniversary-dinner-gatecrashed-nudist-cruise/NAUGHTY-CAL Couple enjoying a romantic anniversary dinner were left shocked after being gatecrashed by a nudist cruise
A COUPLE enjoying a romantic anniversary dinner on water got the shock of their lives when they caught sight of a boat load of nudists.
John Wood and his wife had reportedly been enjoying a meal at the River Exe Café, on the Exe Estuary in Devon, when the naked passengers waved to them from their passing boat. ...
The couple were reportedly baffled to see the party goers stark naked but soon realised the ship was actually the Torbay Sun Club's annual Nude Cruise, where naturists set off from Exmouth Dock.
The aim is for nudists to meet and socialise with like-minded people while they travel on board in nothing but their birthday suits.
Luckily, many diners on board John's boat found it rather amusing with many whipping out their phone to take a snap. ...
The news media has more than most to answer for in propagating a warped culture in which those comfortable with their bodies are freaks, to be laughed at, or ridiculed, or repulsed by, and a major factor of your worth is how attractive you are to heterosexual men.
For example, in the cruise story, it's 'naughty' nudists 'gatecrashing' the anniversary dinner, not the reality of a nudist cruise just happening to pass by the waterside restaurant the couple were eating at. Exaggeration and Benny Hill puns in the name of some cheap titillation.
As to the nude hikers, they very likely were rambling a remote location, or as close as you can get to one in the UK, but there's still always a chance of bumping into someone determined to be offended, so better safe than sorry.
The jokey headline was in the S*n, where you'd expect puerile salaciousness.The news media has more than most to answer for in propagating a warped culture in which those comfortable with their bodies are freaks, to be laughed at, or ridiculed, or repulsed by, and a major factor of your worth is how attractive you are to heterosexual men.
For example, in the cruise story, it's 'naughty' nudists 'gatecrashing' the anniversary dinner, not the reality of a nudist cruise just happening to pass by the waterside restaurant the couple were eating at. Exaggeration and Benny Hill puns in the name of some cheap titillation.
As to the nude hikers, they very likely were rambling a remote location, or as close as you can get to one in the UK, but there's still always a chance of bumping into someone determined to be offended, so better safe than sorry.
The jokey headline was in the S*n, where you'd expect puerile salaciousness.
The notice was indeed out in the middle of nowhere, as far as I can tell.
What interested me was the faintly passive-aggressive assertion that the notice would be replaced if anyone removed it. The organisers must have trouble like that before.
l’m “comfortable with my body”; that confidence doesn’t translate into exhibitionism.
l would be annoyed by assertive narcissism: “I want to take my clothes off, and my right to flaunt my lard/manky tattoos/cellulite/scars/clumps of hair trumps your right not to be affronted. Look at this!”
maximus otter
Where/when was that?a woman complained about a man who was nude in his front room, and visible through his window, insisting the sight was traumatic for her young son; that the only way they could have seen him, given the tall hedges around his house, was to cut through his garden, didn't seem to matter to her.
A fair while ago, and if memory serves somewhere in the US. I'll see if I can dig up an article.Where/when was that?
You seem to be forgetting 'The Daily Star' and 'The Daily Sport' although I class these as comics.I think the only paper in the UK worse than the S*n is The Ma*l. I wouldn't even line a cat litter tray with them.
I've found an article about one Erick Williamson from 2009 in Fairfax County, Virginia, who was seen by passing women and possibly a seven year-old boy standing naked in the window of his home. No hedges were mentioned but he was said to have called attention to himself by singing and making a noise when women approached.A fair while ago, and if memory serves somewhere in the US. I'll see if I can dig up an article.
I've found an article about one Erick Williamson from 2009 in Fairfax County, Virginia, who was seen by passing women and possibly a seven year-old boy standing naked in the window of his home. No hedges were mentioned but he was said to have called attention to himself by singing and making a noise when women approached.
You seem to be forgetting 'The Daily Star' and 'The Daily Sport' although I class these as comics.
Didn't the S*n once dismiss allegations of promoting sexual inequality by saying something along the lines of 'Our newspaper promotes PERFECT sexual equality; for every right nipple there is a left nipple'?The Sport used to have a daily 'Nipple Count' box.
Streaking was all the go in the mid 1970s. Can remember a streaker (or 'freaker' as John Arlott called him) jumping the bails at Lord's.I've been watching the new cricket competition The Hundred which started last week and it seems that most matches have been interrupted by a streaker getting onto the pitch. At the match in Durham two male streakers were caught and arrested but won't be charged according to the newspaper report. As the competition has been aimed primarily to get families to attend and with some matches having around 20% children's tickets sold it just seems wrong to me, although many of the reports seem to treat it as an amusing incident.
Clearly a fake. The pink bow does not seem to blend with the overall colours in the frame. The noise on the rest of the picture is not seen on the bow.Beat you to it!
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