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Nude News: The Naked Truth
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Mythopoeika
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Admit it, you'll tune in anyway.
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Angler catches more than he bargains for after hooking nudist swimmer's penis on the end of his line
Herbert Fendt thought he was stuck in some plants but soon realised the pain was far too much to be caused by weeds
A nudist swimming in a lake was left in agony after an angler managed to 'catch' him on a fishing hook - through his penis.
Herbert Fendt first thought he had got stuck in some water plants, but soon realised that it was far too painful to be weeds.
When he put his hands down towards his legs he felt the line and the hook and realised he had been pierced through his penis.
The incident happened at the Kaisersee, a lake in the Bavarian city of Augsburg in Germany. ...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...re-bargains-after-8691776?ICID=FB_mirror_main
Rio hosts NAKED Olympics on beach to honour ancient Greeks
The lake is a popular spot for nude recreation, which is a well-accepted pastime in Germany. Fendt was also swimming naked in the lake, when a fisherman mistakenly caught him on the end of his line.
Fendt said: "I cried out to the fisherman ashore shouting do not pull, do not pull. I was terrified he was going to try to reel me in."
The unlucky swimmer quickly went ashore where the hook was found to be firmly embedded in his manhood.
As the hook could not be removed, the fisherman had to cut the line. With the fishing hook still pierced through his penis, Fendt then cycled back
Herbert Fendt thought he was stuck in some plants but soon realised the pain was far too much to be caused by weeds
A nudist swimming in a lake was left in agony after an angler managed to 'catch' him on a fishing hook - through his penis.
Herbert Fendt first thought he had got stuck in some water plants, but soon realised that it was far too painful to be weeds.
When he put his hands down towards his legs he felt the line and the hook and realised he had been pierced through his penis.
The incident happened at the Kaisersee, a lake in the Bavarian city of Augsburg in Germany. ...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...re-bargains-after-8691776?ICID=FB_mirror_main
Rio hosts NAKED Olympics on beach to honour ancient Greeks
The lake is a popular spot for nude recreation, which is a well-accepted pastime in Germany. Fendt was also swimming naked in the lake, when a fisherman mistakenly caught him on the end of his line.
Fendt said: "I cried out to the fisherman ashore shouting do not pull, do not pull. I was terrified he was going to try to reel me in."
The unlucky swimmer quickly went ashore where the hook was found to be firmly embedded in his manhood.
As the hook could not be removed, the fisherman had to cut the line. With the fishing hook still pierced through his penis, Fendt then cycled back
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The way to remove a fishhook is not to cut the line but to cut the hook. (Pliers might suffice if no strong wire cutters are available.) Then, with luck, the cut end can be worked out.
But if it's worse that that, I'd prefer not to think about it!
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Don't get naked and run through Plymouth, police warn Plymouth students
By Carl_Eve | Posted: September 16, 2016
Racy students who are game for a naked challenge are being urged to keep their pants on when in public.
As Fresher's Week gears up, police say they are preparing for the influx of new students – and the slightly more experienced under graduates who do not have to go through the same initiation ceremonies.
While neighbourhood officers prepare to warn students to beware of leaving windows and doors wide open at their digs with brand-new laptops and tablets on show and within easy reach, officers from the Sexual Offences and Domestic Abuse Investigation Team are preparing to give a different kind of crime prevention advice.
One detective, who works for the team said in recent years they beginning of the student year has seen a glut of young people – invariably men, but occasionally women – who strip off and race around the campus and beyond.
The detective said: "We get them around the Tavistock Square area, Sherwell Arcade and North Hill.
"They run around naked, usually as part of some kind of challenge or initiation.
"They get told 'strip off then run from here to the end of the road and back' and they do it.
"They will do it because they're intoxicated.
"We have had to arrest them for public orders offences, indecency offences and even sexual offences.
"Fortunately it appears to mainly happen at night and in the evening and night time economy areas, rather than around families, children and the wider community during the daytime. But there's always the possibility this could happen in front of a small child and they could be in collision and then there's a investigation with questions about intent.
"It can all get very serious, very quickly. It can have all sorts of ramifications."
In 2010 five naked rugby players from Plymouth University were forced to write a letter of apology to a startled female garage cashier after they were caught streaking across the forecourt and entering the shop for food and pornographic magazines.
...
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/ply...through-city/story-29722351-detail/story.html
By Carl_Eve | Posted: September 16, 2016
Racy students who are game for a naked challenge are being urged to keep their pants on when in public.
As Fresher's Week gears up, police say they are preparing for the influx of new students – and the slightly more experienced under graduates who do not have to go through the same initiation ceremonies.
While neighbourhood officers prepare to warn students to beware of leaving windows and doors wide open at their digs with brand-new laptops and tablets on show and within easy reach, officers from the Sexual Offences and Domestic Abuse Investigation Team are preparing to give a different kind of crime prevention advice.
One detective, who works for the team said in recent years they beginning of the student year has seen a glut of young people – invariably men, but occasionally women – who strip off and race around the campus and beyond.
The detective said: "We get them around the Tavistock Square area, Sherwell Arcade and North Hill.
"They run around naked, usually as part of some kind of challenge or initiation.
"They get told 'strip off then run from here to the end of the road and back' and they do it.
"They will do it because they're intoxicated.
"We have had to arrest them for public orders offences, indecency offences and even sexual offences.
"Fortunately it appears to mainly happen at night and in the evening and night time economy areas, rather than around families, children and the wider community during the daytime. But there's always the possibility this could happen in front of a small child and they could be in collision and then there's a investigation with questions about intent.
"It can all get very serious, very quickly. It can have all sorts of ramifications."
In 2010 five naked rugby players from Plymouth University were forced to write a letter of apology to a startled female garage cashier after they were caught streaking across the forecourt and entering the shop for food and pornographic magazines.
...
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/ply...through-city/story-29722351-detail/story.html
JamesWhitehead
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Maybe one for the proofreading bin!
The bit about head-on collisions with children suggests this nit has spent too long on traffic duty!
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Nudist hermit Peter O’Neill lived alone in the Wicklow Mountains for over 20 years
The 71-year-old was found dead in the Glenmalure Hills and is now the subject of an RTE documentary
BY AOIFE BANNON
10th December 2016, 8:24 pm
THIS is the mysterious man who lived alone in the Wicklow mountains for more than 20 years.
Peter O’Neill was 71 when he was discovered dead at his remote dwelling in the Glenmalure Hills, where he had spent the past two decades.
He’d been dead for several months when he was finally found after a local hotel reported he had not come to collect his post in a while.
With no friends or family, little is known about the English-accented man called Peter — or indeed if that was his real name.
A new RTE documentary, which airs tonight, explores who Peter was and asks why he went to such lengths to avoid human company.
As well as spending much of his time nude, herbalist Peter claimed he had moved to the wilderness as a last resort.
Retired Garda Richard Galvin said: “I used to visit him here. He was some kind of loner or hermit. ...
https://www.thesun.ie/news/280201/n...e-in-the-wicklow-mountains-for-over-20-years/
The 71-year-old was found dead in the Glenmalure Hills and is now the subject of an RTE documentary
BY AOIFE BANNON
10th December 2016, 8:24 pm
THIS is the mysterious man who lived alone in the Wicklow mountains for more than 20 years.
Peter O’Neill was 71 when he was discovered dead at his remote dwelling in the Glenmalure Hills, where he had spent the past two decades.
He’d been dead for several months when he was finally found after a local hotel reported he had not come to collect his post in a while.
With no friends or family, little is known about the English-accented man called Peter — or indeed if that was his real name.
A new RTE documentary, which airs tonight, explores who Peter was and asks why he went to such lengths to avoid human company.
As well as spending much of his time nude, herbalist Peter claimed he had moved to the wilderness as a last resort.
Retired Garda Richard Galvin said: “I used to visit him here. He was some kind of loner or hermit. ...
https://www.thesun.ie/news/280201/n...e-in-the-wicklow-mountains-for-over-20-years/
ramonmercado
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RIP indeed. He got a good send off from the locals.
Its a story which could have fitted in quite a few different threads.
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Did BBC presenter take to the air naked?
By G_Bartlett | Posted: January 27, 2017
A BBC Spotlight presenter sparked a stimulating debate on nudity after posting a photo on social media showing her apparently hosting a radio show naked.
Victoria Graham is seen sitting in the studio in a pose that looks like she has no clothes on - which sent the internet into a frenzy.
The veteran presenter, posted a comment on Twitter alongside the image to promote the live debate, saying: "'Nudity is good for us say scientists' Discuss …"
The rest of her body is tastefully hidden from the chest down behind studio equipment.
However, the image was enough to titillate the online commentators prompting a raft of suggestive comments and saucy suggestions to the TV anchor who returned to the screen in 2015 after a two-year break.
The debate was sparked by new research by scientists which suggests that casting off clothes as well as cares may be the key to happiness and well-being.
After seeing the photo of Victoria looking as though she might be naked during the debate, Twitter user @Hosieryhangeruk asked: "Are you presenting Spotlight like that later?"
Victoria, who is married to BBC newsreader Simon McCoy, replied that she did not "want to upset the viewers".
Others aroused into action turned to Twitter to make a raft of amusing and suggestive comments.
Alan Griffiths added: "Viewing figures would go out of the roof!x"
http://www.cornwalllive.com/did-bbc-presenter-take-to-the-air-naked/story-30091458-detail/story.html
By G_Bartlett | Posted: January 27, 2017
A BBC Spotlight presenter sparked a stimulating debate on nudity after posting a photo on social media showing her apparently hosting a radio show naked.
Victoria Graham is seen sitting in the studio in a pose that looks like she has no clothes on - which sent the internet into a frenzy.
The veteran presenter, posted a comment on Twitter alongside the image to promote the live debate, saying: "'Nudity is good for us say scientists' Discuss …"
The rest of her body is tastefully hidden from the chest down behind studio equipment.
However, the image was enough to titillate the online commentators prompting a raft of suggestive comments and saucy suggestions to the TV anchor who returned to the screen in 2015 after a two-year break.
The debate was sparked by new research by scientists which suggests that casting off clothes as well as cares may be the key to happiness and well-being.
After seeing the photo of Victoria looking as though she might be naked during the debate, Twitter user @Hosieryhangeruk asked: "Are you presenting Spotlight like that later?"
Victoria, who is married to BBC newsreader Simon McCoy, replied that she did not "want to upset the viewers".
Others aroused into action turned to Twitter to make a raft of amusing and suggestive comments.
Alan Griffiths added: "Viewing figures would go out of the roof!x"
http://www.cornwalllive.com/did-bbc-presenter-take-to-the-air-naked/story-30091458-detail/story.html
Mythopoeika
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Some people will do anything for publicity. 
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Naked Greek statue could distract drivers in Hampshire village, resident complains
Hayley Dixon
23 April 2017 • 5:14pm
As the image of one the the greatest mathematicians of all time, a statue of Archimedes might be expected to inspire logic and reason.
However, one such sculpture is provoking a rather more passionate response in a Hampshire village, as residents claim that being able to see a naked Greek physicist from the road is in bad taste and could even cause an accident.
The row is dividing Ellisfield, near Basingstoke. One resident has demanded that Adrian de Ferranti, the son of a late Tory MP, remove the nine foot statue but others argue that it is art and people should be "inspired" by it.
Mr de Ferranti, who runs his own venture capital firm, has now applied for retrospective planning permission and is waiting to learn the fate of Archimedes.
The statue had belonged his father, Basil, the Tory MP and former Vice President of the European Parliament who was the MEP for the area until his death in 1988.
But when he adopted it and put it in on the corner of his land near the road, his neighbour Steven Gould was so incensed that he tipped off the council. He claims that the statue, which is illuminated at night, could not only cause offence but distract those travelling past it.
In a strongly worded letter to Basingstoke Council, Mr Gould said: "In my opinion and although some may consider the statue to be ‘art’ it is totally out of character and not in keeping with its current surroundings.
“This statue is illuminated at night and as such is both a potential distraction for drivers of vehicles driving down College Lane and again completely inappropriate in a rural area in my opinion.
“The very nature of the statue (a naked man) may seem to represent art to some but could also be seen as offensive to others.
“I do not wish to deprive the owner of the pleasure of enjoying something he obviously appreciates but feel that this would be far more appropriate if it were located within the grounds of (his house) where it would also be screened from the road and potential view of those who may take offence.
“As a resident of College Lane and someone who has walked up and down that lane on a reasonably regular basis over the last 54 years I hope you will be able to appreciate my point of view.”
etc...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...tue-could-distract-drivers-hampshire-village/
Hayley Dixon
23 April 2017 • 5:14pm
As the image of one the the greatest mathematicians of all time, a statue of Archimedes might be expected to inspire logic and reason.
However, one such sculpture is provoking a rather more passionate response in a Hampshire village, as residents claim that being able to see a naked Greek physicist from the road is in bad taste and could even cause an accident.
The row is dividing Ellisfield, near Basingstoke. One resident has demanded that Adrian de Ferranti, the son of a late Tory MP, remove the nine foot statue but others argue that it is art and people should be "inspired" by it.
Mr de Ferranti, who runs his own venture capital firm, has now applied for retrospective planning permission and is waiting to learn the fate of Archimedes.
The statue had belonged his father, Basil, the Tory MP and former Vice President of the European Parliament who was the MEP for the area until his death in 1988.
But when he adopted it and put it in on the corner of his land near the road, his neighbour Steven Gould was so incensed that he tipped off the council. He claims that the statue, which is illuminated at night, could not only cause offence but distract those travelling past it.
In a strongly worded letter to Basingstoke Council, Mr Gould said: "In my opinion and although some may consider the statue to be ‘art’ it is totally out of character and not in keeping with its current surroundings.
“This statue is illuminated at night and as such is both a potential distraction for drivers of vehicles driving down College Lane and again completely inappropriate in a rural area in my opinion.
“The very nature of the statue (a naked man) may seem to represent art to some but could also be seen as offensive to others.
“I do not wish to deprive the owner of the pleasure of enjoying something he obviously appreciates but feel that this would be far more appropriate if it were located within the grounds of (his house) where it would also be screened from the road and potential view of those who may take offence.
“As a resident of College Lane and someone who has walked up and down that lane on a reasonably regular basis over the last 54 years I hope you will be able to appreciate my point of view.”
etc...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...tue-could-distract-drivers-hampshire-village/
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Hundreds of nearly naked protesters filled the sky with “blood” to highlight the torture of bulls in Pamplona.
Ahead of the Running of the Bulls at the San Fermín festival, nearly 100 PETA and Anima Naturalis supporters gathered in the centre of Pamplona today wearing little more than fake bull horns and black underwear with the words “Stop Bullfights” painted on their bodies.
The chanting protesters simultaneously broke “banderillas” containing red powdered paint above their heads, covering themselves and filling the air around them with “blood”.
http://www.thelondoneconomic.com/ne...s-march-end-bloody-bullfights-pamplona/05/07/
Olé!
Ahead of the Running of the Bulls at the San Fermín festival, nearly 100 PETA and Anima Naturalis supporters gathered in the centre of Pamplona today wearing little more than fake bull horns and black underwear with the words “Stop Bullfights” painted on their bodies.
The chanting protesters simultaneously broke “banderillas” containing red powdered paint above their heads, covering themselves and filling the air around them with “blood”.
http://www.thelondoneconomic.com/ne...s-march-end-bloody-bullfights-pamplona/05/07/
Olé!
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Naturists streak away from gunman.
A shootout on a beach popular among naturists on the French island of Corsica was caused by a local businessman who disagreed with their presence there, police say.
One woman was injured on Wednesday's incident, which led to dozens of nudist sunbathers fleeing Carataggio beach near Porto-Vecchio.
Witnesses said the man had threatened the group if they did not get dressed.
When they refused, he allegedly pulled out a rifle and started firing.
The injured woman, reportedly in her thirties, was hit in the thigh as she ran away. ...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40904779
A shootout on a beach popular among naturists on the French island of Corsica was caused by a local businessman who disagreed with their presence there, police say.
One woman was injured on Wednesday's incident, which led to dozens of nudist sunbathers fleeing Carataggio beach near Porto-Vecchio.
Witnesses said the man had threatened the group if they did not get dressed.
When they refused, he allegedly pulled out a rifle and started firing.
The injured woman, reportedly in her thirties, was hit in the thigh as she ran away. ...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40904779
Swifty
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Not completely nude but still impressive, this man's caught hypothermia climbing Snowdon in a pair of Super Man pants for his Gran ..
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...an-who-climbed-peak-in-pants-gets-hypothermia
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...an-who-climbed-peak-in-pants-gets-hypothermia
FelixAntonius
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Makes me think of a charity walk back in the early 1970's, to raise money for a local hospital.
Just about everything that could go wrong did, including the weather, with so many of the walkers ending up in the hospital, it was reckoned to have cost the hospital more than it received. But as someone said at the time:- "It's different budgets. So that's all right!!!"
Just about everything that could go wrong did, including the weather, with so many of the walkers ending up in the hospital, it was reckoned to have cost the hospital more than it received. But as someone said at the time:- "It's different budgets. So that's all right!!!"
Coal
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Unusual use of the word 'minor'.
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Could be dangerous in that scenario.
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