Odd & Ill-Advised Rectal Insertions

[kesavaross]

Do you see the size of it?

I'm amazed that it actually fitted up there far enough to get stuck. I suppose when the trap door shuts, it's time to go to A & E walking like a duck.

 

[RaM]

Maybe he had recited his war memories to the wrong person one time to many?

 

[Steven]

There's a distinct lack of well-advised rectal insertions featured in this thread.

 

[Mythopoeika]

There's a distinct lack of well-advised rectal insertions featured in this thread.

Is there such a thing?

 

[Steven]

Is there such a thing?

I doubt it, in fairness.

 

[Ascalon]

Is there such a thing?

That's a post grad research project, right there.

 

[Erinaceus]

Wouldn't rectal suppositories be considered well-advised rectal insertions?

(Unless you start to enjoy using them!)

 

[brownmane]

There's a distinct lack of well-advised rectal insertions featured in this thread.

Suppositories? But I think it would be a thread that would be quickly eliminated as a Fortean topic

 

[brownmane]

Wouldn't rectal suppositories be considered well-advised rectal insertions?

(Unless you start to enjoy using them!)

You beat me to it.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Suppositories? But I think it would be a thread that would be quickly eliminated as a Fortean topic

I see what you did there... I suppose...

 

[uair01]

There were 1,502 attendances for ‘foreign body in rectum’.

Some 5,421 people attended due to a ‘foreign body in the vagina’.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/28/peop...-bums-2023-20029799/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter

 

[Analogue Boy]

So the pen is mightier than the sword?
(work it out with a pencil)

 

[escargot]

(work it out with a pencil)

Like the constipated mathematician?

 

[RaM]

Somebody must have tried it.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Somebody must have tried it.

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Whoa. Reminds me of this:

 

[ChasFink]

There were 1,502 attendances for ‘foreign body in rectum’.

Some 5,421 people attended due to a ‘foreign body in the vagina’.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/28/peop...-bums-2023-20029799/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter

This is even more surprising when you consider that rectums outnumber vaginas roughly two to one amongst the human population. Why don't we have an Odd & Ill-Advised Vaginal Insertions thread? We do have a Foreign Objects Lodged In The Genital / Urinary Organs thread, but that seems to be mostly penis-oriented. (At least that's what it looks like after cursory inspection; penile insertion stories give me the fantods.)

 

[Mythopoeika]

(At least that's what it looks like after cursory inspection; penile insertion stories give me the fantods.)

Thank you for giving me another word!

 

[ChasFink]

Thank you for giving me another word!

Got it from Edward Gorey, who referred to this creature as a fantod.