This stuff reminds me of a problem we have in PA sometimes. The stuff you put in a chicken or turkey is stuffing, sometimes called filling. The stuff you pour over your salad is dressing. But some ppl seem to think the stuff you put in the bird is dressing, and I don't know what they call salad dressing. Also confusion over soda, pop, soft drink, cola... all the same thing.
Stupid sayings in my locale:
When something is empty, 'It's all'. As in, 'Can you refill my beverage? It's all.'
The word 'ignorant' (pronounced ig nurnt where I'm from) has new meanings. 'He's ignorant' could me he's dumb, he's uninformed, he's slow, or even just I don't like him.
When you want someone to hurry (especially driving) you say 'sh*t or get off the pot.' WITF?
When you are upset, you might say 'sh*t on a shingle!' again, WITF?
We still use the old classic 'Just hold yer horses.'
Yes, I'm from Redneck, PA. Don't ever go there.
Oh, and my personal favorite insult, 'you're so dumb you could throw a rock at the ground and miss.'