One I Heard Today

[Anonymous]

I heard a tale at work today that is, as Brunvand would say: "Too good to be true".

A colleague tells me that at his former workplace a man got his leg trapped in a machine. The fire brigade turned up and freed him but he had an injury to his leg so a paramedic removed his overalls to reveal a sensational set of stockings and suspenders. He apparently never returned to work even though he made a full recovery.

This may of course be true, but my colleague said the magic words: "I didn't see it but loads of lads in the factory did"

Anybody else heard of a similar story?

 

[JamesWhitehead]

Nurses are a great source of such tales but I can never work out
how many are true. If even half the stories are right, then sales
of women's underwear must be out of all proportion to men's.

I suppose these fetishes are real enough so a certain number of blokes
must go out each day, hoping an accident doesn't expose them.

I have been told of people who walk around with carrots in their
fundiments, of curious genital bondage and lots and lots of stuff
about coke bottles accidentally left greased beside the toilet when
the patient fell onto them.

There is a truly astonishing site - used to be a top of the pops one - called
rectal foreign bodies, run by an Israeli Doctor. It features genuine stuff
he has removed from the back passages of patients. Most alarming
was a live artillery shell.

For even more revolting stuff I would have to dig into the archives of my
first few months online when I was determined to find the rudest things
imaginable. The extreme body modifications sites are no longer fully open to
casual viewers. You will need a strong stomach to view some of the stuff that
is still around. Probably a credit card too these days. :cross eye

 

[JamesWhitehead]

My bookmarks have moved from the lewd to the weird
gradually over the last four years or so. Purely morbid
curiosity, of course. My barbed wire Catholic underwear
inhibits carnal excitement.

I guess sexual Forteana is covered pretty thoroughly on the
rest of the Web. I am half tempted to wonder out loud what
the most peculiar sexual practices are that folks have heard of.

Not inviting confessions at this stage.

But I guess this is really a family site. Addams Family?