It's a freeze-dried dukey from Galactus . . .
(Hey, that would make a great song title . . . )
Ladies and gentlemen,
Freeze-Dried Dukey from Galactus
(to the tune of "Okie from Muskogee")
Oumuamua created a sensation
When it came sailing in from out Vega way.
The first detected extrasolar object
But exactly what it was no-one could say.
Its aspect rat-i-o and high albedo
Were thought to be somewhat outside the norm.
While astronomers were noncommital,
Wild laymen's theories soon began to form.
"No way in hell that that durn thing is natural,
It looks just like a rocket ship to me!
If you don't think it was the aliens built it,
Just what else do you think that it could be?"
(Chorus)
Well, it might be a freeze-dried dukey from Galactus,
A city-block-long poo-berg from the stars.
Not interstellar aliens tryin' to contact us.
Just tossin' poop from their yard into ours.
It came from 'bove the plane of the ecliptic
At greater than escape velocity.
Its trajectory was hyperbolic
So it wouldn't be here long for us to see.
So now it's gone and we're left none the wiser.
We'll have to wait 'til the next one comes along.
Maybe we'll get answers to our questions,
'Cuz whatever we think it was, we're prob'ly wrong.
(Chorus)
It was a freeze-dried dukey from Galactus.
At any rate that's my hypothesis.
And we're lucky that the thing didn't impact us,
'Cuz we've too much shit to deal with as it is.