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Where do you buy a bulletproof vest for a spider monkey?
Well I've had a look through their stuff but there doesn't appear to be any Atelidae Armour.
Well I've had a look through their stuff but there doesn't appear to be any Atelidae Armour.
Is that a simian or someone named Simon or Simone?You need to speak to Simeon.
You need to speak to Simeon.
maximus otter
I have a Simian Line, does that count?
Ms de Jong Cleyndert, of the North West Wildlife Trust, said she had received a report of a similarly-sized lion's mane at Sandscale in Cumbria last week.
She said the species had a "nasty sting" and was most commonly spotted between June and September.
"The largest ever recorded was found off the coast of Massachusetts in 1865 and had a diameter of 2.1m (82 inches) and tentacles around 36m," she added.
FULL STORY: https://apnews.com/article/oddities-florida-reptiles-b4cd768950f930855faeaf1f5de5233dFlorida woman surprised by uninvited iguana, in her toilet
A Florida woman interrupted an uninvited guest in her bathroom on Saturday night.
Michelle Reynolds told WSVN that she went downstairs to make herself a snack. After putting her popcorn in the microwave she went to use the bathroom and “opened the door and did a quick turnaround because I saw this thing in there and quickly shut the door!” she said.
The thing? An iguana.
The reptile was unable to find its way out the commode so Reynolds had to enlist Harold Rondon of Iguana Lifestyles, a wildlife removal service ...
Rondon said he removed a Mexican spiny tail iguana from Reynolds’ toilet.
Males can get up to 18 inches long, with tails that can also get up to 18 inches long, he said.
“He took up most of the toilet bowl,” Reynolds said. ...
Typical Saturday night in Florida ... Make some popcorn, remove the iguana from the toilet ...
FULL STORY: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/0...e-year-Hollywood-Florida/3271657831562/?u3L=1Iguana found in Florida man's toilet for a third time
A Florida man said he has learned to lift his toilet lid "with apprehension" after finding iguanas inside the commode three times in under a year.
Bruce Bleyer of Hollywood said he has had to contact [a specialist named Rondan] of Iguana Lifestyles three times in under a year -- two times during the past week -- when he lifted his toilet lid to find an iguana inside the bowl.
"Every time I walk into the restroom, I open the lid with apprehension, every time," Bleyer told WSVN-TV. "This is twice in the last week, so it's happening more and more."
Rondan said the iguana incursions are a bit of a mystery.
"One time it was funny, second let's do something, but now the third time," Rondan said.
He said multiple attempts have now been made to keep the lizards from returning.
"We know it's not the vents," Rondan said. "We looked for little open sewer line around the house. He hasn't found one, so now we need to find out before someone does get hurt."
Linda, who is a retired town clerk, was reading a book in her conservatory when she heard the commotion indoors. Thinking it strange, Peter decided to investigate.
The 70-year-old then discovered a trail of destruction which was leading to their bedroom.
Cushions had been scattered and a candle holder knocked to the floor.
Some of Millie’s cat food had also been eaten – although, it obviously didn’t suit the stomach of the otter, as the missing food was later found in a pile of sick on the carpet.
Peter then ventured into the bedroom where he found the culprit curled up in a ball.
With the help of a man who they’d hired to clean their oven that day, Peter managed to get the otter off the bed and out the door.
That sounds like one of they 'hot-water otters' for cold nights.The otter enjoyed a fierce exploration of the home, causing havoc in the living room before heading to the bed for a well-deserved rest.
Iguana found in Florida man's toilet for a third time
Hot water may explain the name of the place, Skinburness.That sounds like one of they 'hot-water otters' for cold nights.
Found a historic case (Illustrated Police News) of a porpoise 'captured' in the Thames.
2 February 21 1880. A PORPOISE CAPTURED AT TWICKENHAM
A large porpoise was discovered just below Richmond Railway Bridge on Thursday morning by a waterman named Thomas McKinnon, who followed it to Twickenham and, with the assistance of Joseph Glover, managed to shoot it. On being brought to shore, it was found to weigh 2 cwt and measured 5 ft 2 1/2 in. It was taken to the Kings' Arms Hotel, where it was seen by a great number of the inhabitants. It is the first time in nearly twenty years that a porpoise has been seen so high up the river.
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Didn't have a spear, or a bow and arrowWhy did they shoot it?
Why did they shoot it? It's not like they were going eat it.
"You ate porpoise? That's disgraceful.....but what did it taste like?"people in the nineteenth century, especially mariners, did eat porpoise
SOURCE: hhttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/08/01/back-rat-snake-popcorn-bag-Shoppers-Value-kenbridge-Virginia/2191659373207/Black rat snake found inside bag of popcorn at Virginia store
Kimberly Slaughter said she was at Shoppers Value in Kenbridge when she noticed a bag of popcorn had a hole in the upper right corner.
"As soon as I went to put the bag in my basket to take it up front, because you know, they can't sell it. The thing had popped out, and you know, I was like, 'Oh, well, hi'" ...
Photos Slaughter posted to Facebook show the "thing" in question was a live snake.
Slaughter said the snake slithered out of the bag and around her cart before going back into the hole. ...
Brian Stanley, manager of Shoppers Value, said the reptile was a small black snake. The snake was removed from the store by an employee.
"We have no idea where it came from," Stanley said. "We are investigating trying to find out where it came from, but we have no other indication that there could be any others."
Not beached but definitely in Seine.
A beluga whale has been spotted in France's River Seine, and officials are now deciding how to save a mammal more suited to cold Arctic waters.
They say the animal is currently near a lock at Vernon, about 70km (43 miles) north-west of Paris. Members of the public are being urged to keep away from the whale that appears to be underweight.
Experts are puzzled as to why the whale has strayed so far south from its natural habitat.
"The challenge now will be to help feed it, and try to accompany it towards the ocean," Lamya Essemlali, the head of environmental group Sea Shepherd France, was quoted as saying by the Reuters news agency.
She said taking the animal out of the water was out of the question as it was too risky.
Pictures have emerged showing the whale swimming slowly in the river. The officials have not reported on the size of the animal, but an adult beluga can grow to more than four metres (13ft) in length.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62428303