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Paisley Patterns: The Mark Of The Devil

They should cast out the demons who came up with the colour scheme and music for the website, after a couple of minutes my eyes and ears are aching.
 
A wonderful find! Completely bonkers and serious about it.

I thought we were about to get a lecture on the wickedness of the pattern as a celebration of fertility - it is generally assumed that those hooked forms are stylized seed-pods. But no, we go off on a weird tangent which drags us from punctuation marks to Pythagoras, taking in goats along the way.

:?
 
Slightly off topic, but this thread has just reminded me that amongst us Welsh folk, there has been an association with a paisley pattern and the Devil for a long time through a painting called 'Salem' - an elderly relative of mine used to have a print of this and it fasinated me as a kid. More about it can be found here
 
I live in Johnstone a few miles from PAISLEY and this explains a lot, the ABC that is spotted in the area, the Ancient egyptian head found in a Templar tomb nearby, amazingly all true.
Weird thing Paisley Patterned objects are relatively rare in the town, maybe this is for a reason.
 
I think its something that should be used with extreeme care.

I can put you in touch with a guy who imports the genuine shawls, if you like.
 
In DELIVERANCE, you stay away from many things because of the ORIGIN. In the PAISLEY PRINT PATTERN, you have a connection with

CATHOLICS

THE COUNTRY OF INDIA (WITH ALL THEIR GODS)

GOAT HAIR (GOAT IS THE SYMBOL FOR THE DEVIL)

MUSLIMS

PRAYER RUGS

JESUITS

CULTS

SEERS

MAGICIANS

OCCULT
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Someone make it stop...

:gaga: :headbutt:
 
I can imagine the Devil wearing paisley patterned pyjamas - a sure image of evil!
 
They forgot...

PAISLEY PATTERN TIES

WALLPAPER DITTO

LOIS WAIN

CATS

THE BRITISH RAJ

Didnt they?
 
Goldstein said:
LOL... has anyone told Ian? ;)
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Yes, I was expecting this to be a Catholic rant against the over-loud Reverend, but this was pleasantly unexpected and bonkers. :D


Remember, CHILDREN, never trust any WEBSITE which overuses CAPITAL letters :no-no: !
 
I'm wondering now if i may possibly go to hell for eating goats cheese?Its either that or the "Hail Satan" tattoo i suppose?
 
The rest of the site is totally bonkers too

The wonders of the internet, in the past these people would have been forced to hand out badly mimeographed leaflets on a wet Saturday afternoon.

I have a picture of me wearing paisley, I'll see if I can get it scanned
 
Timble said:
The wonders of the internet, in the past these people would have been forced to hand out badly mimeographed leaflets on a wet Saturday afternoon.
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I used to manage a store that had a copy shop, and the amount of extreme religious stuff and far right/left political stuff we had people coming in with you wouldn't believe.

The rest of the site is full of gems too, like the article on diabetes and demons... it's either funny or worrying, or both.

Interesting pic of their house that's up for sale; The photo of the bedroom has a big orb slap bang in the middle, so they can't be that good at exorcising demons ;)

http://www.demonbuster.com/home sale/Kimbell1912AMstrBest.jpg
 
paisley....................the new chav icon?................ :twisted: :D
 
Not to be Capt. Bringdown or anything, but does this depress anyone else? That in the 21st century, there are people living in one of the world's most developed nations using computers and the internet to warn people that wearing a particular pattern is some kind of evil act?

Yes, these people are kooks and we should laugh at them, but it still gives me the feeling someone's stepped on my grave. :(

Sorry, just having a bad day.
 
Once I had the delightful experience of flying with Air India...The plane had paisley patterned wall paper...no wonder we experienced such turbulence... :lol:
 
that demon busters website is priceless. It's even funnier after a couple of beers. *ahem*

I'm especially tickled by the "Shop online with me, your Mary Kay independent Beauty Consultant" link at the bottom. Cos y'know, Jesus wants you to wear make up.

Honestly.. some people should just say sorry and stop bothering the rest of us sane people.
 
Im told they do good curries. (by a regular Indian flyer no less_

But your taste buds dont function well at such altitudes... so how can he know?
 
Well as far as I can remember the food was quite nice, but I am in the minority as I love plane food...All the little compartments to open up..it's like Christmas!

And marginally more on topic, the thought of paisley wall paper inspires terror in me now, the turbulence was really quite bad and the walls were juddering VERY loudly... Still, paisley wallpaper is probably bad enough on its own without the horror of flying added to it. (I am not so much a nervous flyer as a terrified whimpering mess of a flyer...even on valium, I am the sort of person no one wants to spend a 20hour + flight next to).
 
light said:
Well as far as I can remember the food was quite nice, but I am in the minority as I love plane food...All the little compartments to open up..it's like Christmas!
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I thought at first that was a typo for 'plain food' (as opposed to spicy food) until I realised the context! :oops:
 
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There's hope for me yet :cry:
 
I havent worn paisley since the mid 90's and i havent lost weight. I should sue.
 
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