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I would like to announce a new religion - the 'Worship of Selflessness'.
It's not only complimentary with any existing beliefs, we are indeed, carefully and thoughtfully, encompassing the essence of every single one.
Two conditions must be accepted before joining though:
- you must stop asking your God for help and accept others are always more worthy
- you must never ask your God to, 'Save Me!', because that would of course be selfish and the antithesis of our new religion. Instead, you must duly plead with your God to save someone else.
They are no rewards.
Would have been a massive launch of our new religion, except that my agent is frantic about some, 'PR problem'...
It's not only complimentary with any existing beliefs, we are indeed, carefully and thoughtfully, encompassing the essence of every single one.
Two conditions must be accepted before joining though:
- you must stop asking your God for help and accept others are always more worthy
- you must never ask your God to, 'Save Me!', because that would of course be selfish and the antithesis of our new religion. Instead, you must duly plead with your God to save someone else.
They are no rewards.
Would have been a massive launch of our new religion, except that my agent is frantic about some, 'PR problem'...